Gender: Unspecified Location: Your mom's basement.
i still find that fun when we drive down to Florida every year
BTW im leaving for Florida on the 13th
hopefully ill have a new charger for my laptop by then otherwise ill be goin nuts cramped in a truck with my brother and sister to keep me company
Gender: Unspecified Location: Your mom's basement.
Major Payne: My Name is Major Benson Winifred Payne. As of 0800, I am replacing Major Frankfurt as your commanding officer.
Cadet Deak Williams, Cadets: Booo. Boooooooooooooooo.
[Major Payne has fired warning shots in the air from his pistol for their insubordination; he slowly lowers it]
Major Payne: See what we have here is a failure to communicate.
[walks up to his cadets]
Major Payne: Do not attempt to valid my authority. I have eight weeks to turn you gaggling maggots into a well-discipline cadet unit. From this day forward your sorry asses belong to me. You will not eat, sleep, drink, blow your nose or dig in your buts without my say so. Know this, killing is my business, ladies, and business is good.
Gender: Unspecified Location: Your mom's basement.
Major Payne: Maybe what he need is for you to pop your titty out his mouth and let the boy grow up.
Emily: Excuse me, what did you say?
Major Payne: I didn't stutter, I said pop-your-titty-out-his-mouth AND STOP BABYING HIM.
Emily: I don't call it babying, I call it nurturing.
Major Payne: And I call it neutering.
Emily: And I call you an insecure, overbearing, psychopathic, edictorial, ego maniacal, frigid lunatic *******!
Major Payne: I ain't frigid.
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Jun 27th, 2009 05:30 PM
Ten Feet Tall-Geordie
