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Selphie
you teasing like you do

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Location: The Land of Bernie Sanders

Listen, you see, I took a chance. I asked the moon, I didn't know he was an alabaster retard!

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Jun 28th, 2009 04:37 AM

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you can be anyone you want to be if you hold your nose

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Jun 28th, 2009 04:37 AM

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Selphie
you teasing like you do

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Location: The Land of Bernie Sanders

If you can't even handle a little carpet, what're you going to do when we get to the crunch?

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY WORRRRRRRRRRRD! Are we back to the crunch!?

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Jun 28th, 2009 04:38 AM

FoxMeister
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gotta find my chocolate

Jun 28th, 2009 04:38 AM

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Selphie
you teasing like you do

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by mitchum
you can be anyone you want to be if you hold your nose

DR. F*GGOT

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Jun 28th, 2009 04:39 AM

Selphie
you teasing like you do

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Location: The Land of Bernie Sanders

quote: (post)
Originally posted by FoxMeister
gotta find my chocolate

It's the 'Itcher!

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Jun 28th, 2009 04:39 AM

FoxMeister
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Selphie
It's the 'Itcher!

i think i have crabs

Jun 28th, 2009 04:40 AM

mitchum
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EXCUSE ME?!

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Jun 28th, 2009 04:41 AM

FoxMeister
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our school is a dirty place

Jun 28th, 2009 04:41 AM

mitchum
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Nah I got 1 more minute of something on youtube then bed.

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Jun 28th, 2009 04:41 AM

Selphie
you teasing like you do

Gender: Unspecified
Location: The Land of Bernie Sanders

quote: (post)
Originally posted by FoxMeister
i think i have crabs

Hmm.

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Jun 28th, 2009 04:43 AM

FoxMeister
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in
hospital.

A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a
bridge?
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

What do you call a cat with no tail?
A manx cat.

Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their
appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Two men are sitting in a pub.
One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men
coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she
has become a prostitute to subsidise her drug habit.'

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out
and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders
off.

Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because it would not be financially viable to attempt
to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated
rainforest.

Jun 28th, 2009 04:45 AM

mitchum
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Axel thinks he has crabs too

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Jun 28th, 2009 04:45 AM

Selphie
you teasing like you do

Gender: Unspecified
Location: The Land of Bernie Sanders

Crimpity Crimpity F*ck You

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Jun 28th, 2009 04:46 AM

Quincy
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Gender: Male
Location: Through The Looking Glass

quote: (post)
Originally posted by FoxMeister
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in
hospital.

A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a
bridge?
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

What do you call a cat with no tail?
A manx cat.

Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their
appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Two men are sitting in a pub.
One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men
coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she
has become a prostitute to subsidise her drug habit.'

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out
and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders
off.

Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because it would not be financially viable to attempt
to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated
rainforest.