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Mr. Bacon
Who?

Gender: Male
Location: History

quote: (post)
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I'll probably go deaf early from listening to music too loud in the car.


Indeed!

You and me both yes
Old Post Jul 1st, 2009 10:25 PM
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Röland
Masked Vigilante

Gender: Male
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♪ A vasectomy’s a medical procedure ♪
♪ One that makes you half a man ♪
♪ Remember when you twisted up your garden hose ♪
♪ Well, essentially, that is the plan ♪
♪ That is the plan ♪

♪ You make a small incision in the scrotal skin ♪
♪ Isolate the vas and then, isolate the vas and then♪
♪ Hold it in position with a towel clamp ♪
♪ Then you snip the fibrous tissue ♪

♪ Then you snip the fibrous tissue ♪

♪ Hey but you’ll never have to wear a condom ♪
♪ When you do it with your wife ♪

♪ …or anyone else you do it with. We promise not to tell, like that new hot chick at work. You know, the one who always has high beams under her ribbed-white cotton T-shirt, but then stares daggers at you for checking her out, and it’s like, why do you wear that if you don’t want attention? But you know you shouldn’t think that way because of the sexual harassment meeting you all had to go to. Seriously, how lame was that? And you couldn’t help but notice that the female lawyer running the seminar had a huge rack, like, ridiculously huge for someone who has to talk about that kind of stuff. Well, I guess that’s the definition of the word… ♪
♪ I-ron-y ♪

♪ Goodbye ♪
♪ Say goodbye to manhood ♪
♪ Goodbye ♪
♪ Say goodbye to babies ♪
♪ Goodbye ♪
♪ Say goodbye to kids like Meg ♪


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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
how often do you do it?
quote: (post)
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Every other weekend. For Four years.


Oh, are you guys talking about bareback elephant riding?


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Sol Valentine
~Magnificent Ruffian~

Gender: Male
Location: 713th White Hot Room

I wanna learn how to drive but I'm afraid of those extremely large highways.


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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Röland
♪ A vasectomy’s a medical procedure ♪
♪ One that makes you half a man ♪
♪ Remember when you twisted up your garden hose ♪
♪ Well, essentially, that is the plan ♪
♪ That is the plan ♪

♪ You make a small incision in the scrotal skin ♪
♪ Isolate the vas and then, isolate the vas and then♪
♪ Hold it in position with a towel clamp ♪
♪ Then you snip the fibrous tissue ♪

♪ Then you snip the fibrous tissue ♪

♪ Hey but you’ll never have to wear a condom ♪
♪ When you do it with your wife ♪

♪ …or anyone else you do it with. We promise not to tell, like that new hot chick at work. You know, the one who always has high beams under her ribbed-white cotton T-shirt, but then stares daggers at you for checking her out, and it’s like, why do you wear that if you don’t want attention? But you know you shouldn’t think that way because of the sexual harassment meeting you all had to go to. Seriously, how lame was that? And you couldn’t help but notice that the female lawyer running the seminar had a huge rack, like, ridiculously huge for someone who has to talk about that kind of stuff. Well, I guess that’s the definition of the word… ♪
♪ I-ron-y ♪

♪ Goodbye ♪
♪ Say goodbye to manhood ♪
♪ Goodbye ♪
♪ Say goodbye to babies ♪
♪ Goodbye ♪
♪ Say goodbye to kids like Meg ♪

Wow, you would not believe how much this thread pertains to my life right now. embarrasment


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Mr. Bacon
Who?

Gender: Male
Location: History

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Röland
♪ A vasectomy’s a medical procedure ♪
♪ One that makes you half a man ♪
♪ Remember when you twisted up your garden hose ♪
♪ Well, essentially, that is the plan ♪
♪ That is the plan ♪

♪ You make a small incision in the scrotal skin ♪
♪ Isolate the vas and then, isolate the vas and then♪
♪ Hold it in position with a towel clamp ♪
♪ Then you snip the fibrous tissue ♪

♪ Then you snip the fibrous tissue ♪

♪ Hey but you’ll never have to wear a condom ♪
♪ When you do it with your wife ♪

♪ …or anyone else you do it with. We promise not to tell, like that new hot chick at work. You know, the one who always has high beams under her ribbed-white cotton T-shirt, but then stares daggers at you for checking her out, and it’s like, why do you wear that if you don’t want attention? But you know you shouldn’t think that way because of the sexual harassment meeting you all had to go to. Seriously, how lame was that? And you couldn’t help but notice that the female lawyer running the seminar had a huge rack, like, ridiculously huge for someone who has to talk about that kind of stuff. Well, I guess that’s the definition of the word… ♪
♪ I-ron-y ♪

♪ Goodbye ♪
♪ Say goodbye to manhood ♪
♪ Goodbye ♪
♪ Say goodbye to babies ♪
♪ Goodbye ♪
♪ Say goodbye to kids like Meg ♪

youve got the aid im sorry i wish it were something less seerioousss
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omgchos
The Man From Ireland

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I wanna learn how to drive but I'm afraid of those extremely large highways.

Higways are nothing its the busy city streets you gotta worry about.


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Röland
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I'm sorry but your wife is now a vegetable. You'll have to feed her, bathe her and take care of her for the rest of your life.

O-o-o-oh... my god....

No, I'm just kidding, she's dead.


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Sol Valentine
~Magnificent Ruffian~

Gender: Male
Location: 713th White Hot Room

I wonder who Mary Andrew is


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omgchos
The Man From Ireland

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Location: Stuck In The Sky

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
youve got the aid im sorry i wish it were something less seerioousss

NOT HIV BUT FULL BLOW AIDS


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Sol Valentine
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Gender: Male
Location: 713th White Hot Room

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Originally posted by omgchos
Higways are nothing its the busy city streets you gotta worry about.


That too.

And people susceptible to road rage.


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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.

quote: (post)
Originally posted by omgchos
Higways are nothing its the busy city streets you gotta worry about.
I agree. Highways you just need to be very aware of what is going on around you, especially in front of you. Also, try not to get distracted by cell phones and such. City streets you have to worry about all the distractions outside of the car, the lights, people, roads that only go one way, etc. I sometimes get brain overload when I drive in a busy city which causes me to get a bit anxious.


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omgchos
The Man From Ireland

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Exactly


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Mairuzu
Old School Cool

Gender: Male
Location: The bellies

swimming it after work chos


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Sol Valentine
~Magnificent Ruffian~

Gender: Male
Location: 713th White Hot Room

I'm gonna go take a pic with my shemagh on


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Mairuzu
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Originally posted by Sol Valentine
That too.

And people susceptible to road rage.
you're black. no one is gonna rage at you unless its other blacks

so your chances are in your favor


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Mairuzu
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i thought you said smegma


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Sol Valentine
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Gender: Male
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Mairuzu
you're black. no one is gonna rage at you unless its other blacks

so your chances are in your favor


You got a point there

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Mairuzu
i thought you said smegma


lol


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The Man From Ireland

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Originally posted by Mairuzu
swimming it after work chos

I know man, I know.


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Sol Valentine
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Gender: Male
Location: 713th White Hot Room

Black people call it an "Arab scarf"

Thank you Busta Rhymes


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