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Spider-Man vs. Aliens and Predator
New York is infested with Aliens. Four Predators arrive to Earth to elimate them and while attacking Aliens, they attack humans as well. Spider-Man comes to stop the extraterrestrial menaces.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
The worst movie Spidey's faced has been a double-team, and he got a partner half way through the battle. On his own against a metropolis of Xenomorphs and some Predators, he's got no chance in hell.
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Spidey would shit his leotards the first time he is splashed with acid.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
I'd seriously like to see McClane in a high rise infested with aliens. Give him space Marine body armor and a pulse rifle, dude that'd be BLISS.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
The building would be reduced to a foaming pile of piss-like yellow puddle with all the tonnes of alien blood that there would be flying around with McClane bearing down on their collective ass.
Nah, McClane would be killed, but it'd be fun to watch.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.