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James Kirk vs. Will Riker...who'd win?
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CadoAngelus
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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Good Job its not "Hide and Q" Riker... Kirk might lose then...


is that the EP where Riker gets an opportunity to become a Q?


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Indeed. He demonstrates a few abilities like destroying/vanishing weird pig faced French solider looking dudes with beards that Q has pulled out of his ass.
He threw the bridge crew back onto the bridge of the Enterprise.

In fact his only flaw was in bringing Wesley Crusher back to life after he was bayonetted through the back/heart by a heroic pig solidier dude thing..

That just was inconsiderate of Riker to all of ST fandom.


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Had Kirk been picked to don the mantle of a Q, I think the first use of his god-powers would have been to instantly and simultaneously have sex and bring to orgasm every single female of every single species in the universe, the mirror-mirror universe, liquid space and all dimensions in between. Thereby creating another Big Bang and creating the Kirkverse, a universe where Kirk is 'The One Above All Others.'

Which is likely why the Q didn't offer it to him, he would have out-played them. Check and mate.


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Holy shit. 100% true in all likelihood.

I definitely think that something like that must have occured at some point:


An awful lot of species in ST from all over the galaxy that were humanoid , that I wasn't sure were originally humanoid.
And I think that thats a possible explanation of why Klingons looked human in TOS Kirk's time too.

Kirk + Time Travelling a lot + Female aliens = Kirk as DNA blueprint all over galaxy.


We can only conclude that Kirk just didnt fancy the gaseous or energy beings, Species 8472 or that big pregnant Space slug that Picard accidentally killed that time.... which is fair dos.


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They actually retconed in the fourth season of Star Trek:Enterprise why the Klingons in the Original Series looked human.

Episodes: Borderland, Cold Station 12 and The Augments set the premise (3 of the better episodes too)

Episodes: Affliction and Divergence explain the Human-Klingon condition of the 23rd century.

I have the top three, if you're interested. Though you could probably get all five online.


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Nice one I'd hear the explanation, just hadn't stuck with Enterprise long enough to have seen it back in the day... I'll check em out on YT. Cheers.


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****ing youtube has everything.


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So the Klingon-Augment Plague was actually Kirk getting his polygamous thing on around the multi-verse.

Interesting concept. I think it's sound.


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Thy cup runneth over (with Kirk's seed).


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No wonder there was angry Klingon captain after angry Klingon captain trying to kick Kirk's ass.


Fighting them may be how he first discovered how mating rituals were initiated...
I bet the classic Klingon chat-up line "Eat my Qagh, you dirty spaceb!tch!" was accidentally used too...!!


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Thy cup runneth over (with Kirk's seed).


Space seed? stick out tongue


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Space seed? stick out tongue


Khan-nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!


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There likely a subtley hidden dimension to that too:

Not only was Khan's hate fulled by the marooning and the deaths of his crew and wife, but that wife was attractive, short miniskirted, and served on Jim Kirk's ship meaning with upmost certainty that Kirk had boldly gone where no man gone before, around that time.

And the subsequent 15 years at Ceti-Alpha was probably plenty of time for that to come out in.....that definitely would have riled Khan further.


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Khan: So, you'd you date before you met me?

Maria: Oh, you know, just some guys.

Khan: Guys? Guys from the ship?

Maria: Yeah, some guys from the ship.

Khan: Who?

Maria: Oh, a few Ensigns and one or two others, you know how it goes. I had a crush on Sulu for a stint, but he never gave me a second look.

Khan: Other two who, do I know them?

Maria: Chekov, but that was only for a week. He kept crying after sex.

Khan: That weak and filthy Cossack, he doesn't deserve to smell my shits. The other?

Maria: *mumbles* James.

Khan: Kirk!?

Maria: *nods*

Khan: FROM HELLS HEART I STAB AT THE, KIRK!


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laughing out loud

I bet that was when he shoved Maria in the brain slug tank in rage....

...and that would explain how he blamed Kirk for her death!

It all fits!!


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Khan: FROM HELLS HEART I STAB AT THE, KIRK!

It wouldn't surprise me if Kirk used his Q powers to go back in time, kill Herman Melville and write Moby Dick himself just so Khan would utter his written words...


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Anyone disagreeing with the possibility of that, would have to have Spock explain to them the concept of the Human Ego....































.....Particularly a Shatner sized Ego.


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Khan: So, you'd you date before you met me?

Maria: Oh, you know, just some guys.

Khan: Guys? Guys from the ship?

Maria: Yeah, some guys from the ship.

Khan: Who?

Maria: Oh, a few Ensigns and one or two others, you know how it goes. I had a crush on Sulu for a stint, but he never gave me a second look.

Khan: Other two who, do I know them?

Maria: Chekov, but that was only for a week. He kept crying after sex.

Khan: That weak and filthy Cossack, he doesn't deserve to smell my shits. The other?

Maria: *mumbles* James.

Khan: Kirk!?

Maria: *nods*

Khan: FROM HELLS HEART I STAB AT THE, KIRK!


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Without a doubt Kirk would one. Riker has had is fair share of fist-fights, but he's a sissy compared to Kirk! big grin


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