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willofthewisp
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As long as it's not Jack doing a Willy Wonka impersonation (shivers).

POTC 4: Jack and the Magic Railroad

(There is a big sea battle, lots of gunshots and explosions, etc. There is a big tidal wave that pushes them to land. Suddeny, THOMAS the tank engine shows up!)

Thomas: Peep peep! Hop into my coaches, pirates!

Jack: Oy! Into the psychedellic looking train! (they all pile in)

Will: (peeks out) Who are you?

Unseen narrator Ringo Starr: This is Thomas. Thomas is a tank engine. He has 6 small wheels, a short stumpy funnel and a short stumpy dome. He's a cheeky little engine.

Gibbs: This sounds kind of fun.

Jack: Take us to, uh...where's everyone want to go?

Elizabeth: Well, it is lady's night at the Tortuga strip club...

Thomas: We're going to the magic railroad! Peep peep! (chugs off)

Elizabeth: That doesn't have chippendale dancers, does it?

Gibbs: It still sounds fun.


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ToddianGirl
Rumors are EVIL!

Gender: Female
Location: Fort Worth Texas, USA

POTC:The Chronicles of Narnia

There's a wardrobe full of secerts and adventure that will change their lives forever. There's a secert room inside the faithful bride that no has ever been in. Inside the secert room is a ordinary looking wardrobe untill they step inside it.

Will is the first person to go into the wardrobe it's snowing and it's freezing.

Will: OH No not this again! I'm freezing.

Half boy/half horse boy comes up to Will

Mr. Tumnus; hello There sir!

Will: Who are you?

Mr. Tummns: I'm Mr. Tummns and you are?

Will: I'm Will Turner

The rest of the group goes into the wardrobe

Jack: Will what in the name of rum .. Whoa who are you?

Mr. Tummns: Well hello everyone I'm Mr. Tummns Welcome to Narnia!

Lizzie: Narnia?

Mr. Tummns: Yes Narnia

Jack looks around he can't believe his eyes: Mr. Gibbs I'm really drunk rigth now right?

Mr. Gibbs: Nope your not Jack this is real

Barbossa: I'm freezing!

Mr. Tummns: Well come in my house and have some hot tea.

Jack: Hey Faun boy you got any rum?

Mr. Tummns: No sir I'm sorry but there is no alcohol here in Narnia.

The rest of the group gasps: NO ALCOHOL?
Mr. Tummns: That's right

Barbossa: Good God how do you people surive?

Lizzie: This stinks lets go

Mr. Tummns: Wait you have to help free us from the Ice Witch and save Narnia!

Mr. Gibbs: Sorry boy we can't help you there!

Jack: Yeah we got something else to do

Mr. Tummns: So your just gonna leave us!

Jack: No you can keep Will with you

Lizzie: Yeah Will is very good at keeping someone company or driving someone crazy! Either way have fun!

They all leave.

Will: Oh I just rememberd I gotta doctors appointment gotta go!

Mr. Tummns watchs Will go back into the wardrobe

Mr. Tummns: PIRATES!


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Pirates of the Caribbean 4:The Search for More Money

[got that from Spaceballs ]


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heehee xD

POTC: Across the Universe

Ridden with Beatles songs. Will dies, just because. James lives, just because, too. xD


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ToddianGirl
Rumors are EVIL!

Gender: Female
Location: Fort Worth Texas, USA

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Jaeh.is.Awesome
heehee xD

POTC: Across the Universe

Ridden with Beatles songs. Will dies, just because. James lives, just because, too. xD


Now that's a MOVIE I go see it's both things I love Pirates and the Beatles. Plus Will dieing and James LIVES!


Jack singing about Lizzie:

I've just seen a face,
I can't forget the time or place
Where we just met
She's just the girl for me
And I want all the world to see
We've met, mmm-mmm-mmm-m'mmm-mmm

Had it been another day
I might have looked the other way
And I'd have never been aware
But as it is I'll dream of her
Tonight, da-da-da-da-da-da

Falling, yes I am falling,
And she keeps calling
Me back again

I have never known
The like of this, I've been alone
And I have missed things
And kept out of sight
But other girls were never quite
Like this, mmm-mmm-mmm-m'mmm-mmm

Falling, yes I am falling,
And she keeps calling
Me back again
Falling, yes I am falling,
And she keeps calling
Me back again

I've just seen a face,
I can't forget the time or place
Where we just met
She's just the girl for me
And I want all the world to see
We've met, mmm-mmm-mmm-da-da-da

Falling, yes I am falling,
And she keeps calling
Me back again
Falling, yes I am falling,
And she keeps calling
Me back again
Oh, falling, yes I am falling,
And she keeps calling
Me back again


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by ToddianGirl
Now that's a MOVIE I go see it's both things I love Pirates and the Beatles. Plus Will dieing and James LIVES!


Jack singing about Lizzie:

I've just seen a face,
I can't forget the time or place
Where we just met
She's just the girl for me
And I want all the world to see
We've met, mmm-mmm-mmm-m'mmm-mmm

Had it been another day
I might have looked the other way
And I'd have never been aware
But as it is I'll dream of her
Tonight, da-da-da-da-da-da

Falling, yes I am falling,
And she keeps calling
Me back again

I have never known
The like of this, I've been alone
And I have missed things
And kept out of sight
But other girls were never quite
Like this, mmm-mmm-mmm-m'mmm-mmm

Falling, yes I am falling,
And she keeps calling
Me back again
Falling, yes I am falling,
And she keeps calling
Me back again

I've just seen a face,
I can't forget the time or place
Where we just met
She's just the girl for me
And I want all the world to see
We've met, mmm-mmm-mmm-da-da-da

Falling, yes I am falling,
And she keeps calling
Me back again
Falling, yes I am falling,
And she keeps calling
Me back again
Oh, falling, yes I am falling,
And she keeps calling
Me back again


the song "Something"would be perfect too ^^


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ToddianGirl
Rumors are EVIL!

Gender: Female
Location: Fort Worth Texas, USA

POTC: Gangstas of The Caribbean


Jack:Hey what'sup Ya' dig?
Mr. Gibbs:Nothing much sho 'nuff!
Lizzie:Hey Jack ya peep hot! w0rd!
Barbossa:Hey Jack nice ta see ya ag'in
Ragettie:Hey I got uh real eye now! what 'chew trippin foo'
Pintel:Cool! ya'll is mad stupid.
Will:Are ya calling me mad stupid? just like mammy.
James:Well ya iz mad stupid an' yo' uh big pansy!
Little Will:What'shapping? what 'chew thinking man?
Tia:That'sit tyme fo' another adventure! just like mammy.
Jones:Word Up! Jus' like Orenthawl James.
Jack:I need some rum 'bfoe we's jet all ye damn hood ratz..
Lizzie:You said it Jack baby! sho 'nuff!
Jack:I love ya Lizzie otay buh-weet
Lizzie:Love ya too jack! what 'chew thinking man?
(Jack and Lizzie Kiss)
Will: Stupid couple! and shit.
Jack and Lizzie: Shut Up Jus' like Orenthawl James.
Mr. Gibbs: Don't make me beat ya up ag'in
Bootstap: Shmuck brace yourself foo'!


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willofthewisp
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Gender: Female
Location: at the second star to the right

POTC 4: Pirates in Tights

(The guys are at the bar at Hooters, enjoying beer, hot wings, and the jugs on the waitresses)

Will: (tipsy) I should have become a pirate years ago! This is great!

Jack: We all tried to tell you.

Bootstrap: (slaps Will on the back) Apple don't fall far from the tree, do it?

James: (swigs his beer) Male bonding. I LOVE it!

Barbossa: Gentlemen, let's tell the world how much we like being pirate men.

Gibbs: (gasps with guarded optimism) In song????

Barbossa: In song

(Jack nods to the piano player)

Will: And a one and a two...

All: (singing) We're men, we're men in tights.
We roam around the ocean looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
We may look like sissies, but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights!

(Gibbs accidentally punches James)

We're men, we're men in tights,
Always on guard defending the people's rights.

[Dance number, chorus line style, who knew these guys could high kick?]

We're men, MANLY men, we're men in tights. Yeah!
We roam around the ocean looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
We may look like pansies, but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights.

(James dodges the punch this time)

We're men, we're men in tights (TIGHT tights),
Always on guard defending the people's rights.
When you're in a fix just call for the men in tights!
We're butch!


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ToddianGirl
Rumors are EVIL!

Gender: Female
Location: Fort Worth Texas, USA

POTC: I know what you did last Summer

After a Sail trip on the seas srounding Ship Wreck Cove strange events have been happing around tortuga and port royal. Someone has been watching the crew scaring them senseless. Murders have been happing all around the Caribbean it's up to the crew to find out what's been happing and try to solve the murders and find the killer.

Lizzie(Screaming): COME ON WHAT YOU WAITING FOR?


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sailorleo
Mrs. Admiral Norrington

Gender: Female
Location: United States

Pirates of the Caribbean: WTF is Norrington? big grin

**I would pay to see that one**


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heehee, righto! me too!

hm. weird. listening to Before He Cheats on random shuffle on my ipod when I saw your post sailor. xD btw, your siggy - is that originally Mara Jade? xD


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Gender: Female
Location: United States

no, it was originally Padme


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interestingly cool ^^

POTC: The Pirate's Guide to the Seas

Norrington wakes up, finds his house to be demolished. Then he finds out that Port Royal was to be demolished by the Spanish Main. Poor Pansy Will he also found out to be a weird pirate, and Will saves him. Surprisingly. But he's still a pansy.
Anyway, they meet with Jack, the supposed King of the Pirates, until... well, he stole the Pearl. Lizzie's with him as his First mate.

Together, they all uncover a conspiracy that involves the Ultimate Question, Port Royal being a weird supercomputer and the answer to life, the universe and everything: 42.


I hope somebody got that. xD


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Gender: Female
Location: at the second star to the right

The original Padme had a lightsaber? Why, oh why, didn't they keep in that idea? Sorry, not the place for a why-Padme-sucks rant.

POTC 4: Castaway

It is actually a prequel to COTBP. We get to see Jack's 3 days marooned on that island, the fire-building, the rum-drinking. All the while, a little volleyball named Wilson keeps him company.

Jack: (starting to hallucinate from the heat) Wilson, you have a murderous look in your eye.

(The rumrunners come ashore and start to rescue him.)

Rumrunner: What's wrong with him?

Jack: The volleyball! Been giving me the evil eye!

Rumrunner 2: Come on. Let's get you out of the sun.

Jack: WHY WILSON????? I TRUSTED YOUUUUUUUU!


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lol willo! I rather liked that movie.

and, well, i'd rather padme not a jedi - its overdone in the books, jedi/jedi love and stuff. >>.

POTC: Jumper

Jack suddenly can... teleport through time or something. Chaos ensues - somehow it involes short-sheeting the president's bed and playing pranks on the UN ambassadors.


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Originally posted by willofthewisp
POTC 4: Pirates in Tights

(The guys are at the bar at Hooters, enjoying beer, hot wings, and the jugs on the waitresses)

Will: (tipsy) I should have become a pirate years ago! This is great!

Jack: We all tried to tell you.

Bootstrap: (slaps Will on the back) Apple don't fall far from the tree, do it?

James: (swigs his beer) Male bonding. I LOVE it!

Barbossa: Gentlemen, let's tell the world how much we like being pirate men.

Gibbs: (gasps with guarded optimism) In song????

Barbossa: In song

(Jack nods to the piano player)

Will: And a one and a two...

All: (singing) We're men, we're men in tights.
We roam around the ocean looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
We may look like sissies, but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights!

(Gibbs accidentally punches James)

We're men, we're men in tights,
Always on guard defending the people's rights.

[Dance number, chorus line style, who knew these guys could high kick?]

We're men, MANLY men, we're men in tights. Yeah!
We roam around the ocean looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
We may look like pansies, but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights.

(James dodges the punch this time)

We're men, we're men in tights (TIGHT tights),
Always on guard defending the people's rights.
When you're in a fix just call for the men in tights!
We're butch!

i love that one
Mel Brooks is my fave directoryes
[now i need to watch my Brooks collection]


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Gender: Female
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oh lord, Jumper. Might as well do "I Know Who Killed Me: POTC Style," lol.

I'm a big Mel Brooks fan, too, so I'm going to be really dirty now.

POTC 4: Young Sparrow

(Jack's carried Elizabeth [hey, the name matches!] to a cave out in the woods)

CUT TO...an angry mob with torches and pitchforks. One of them bumps into a tree.

CUT BACK TO...int. cave

Elizabeth: (upon seeing Jack's...um..."manhood.") OMG! Woof!

(Jack goes down on her)

Elizabeth: (singing) Ah, sweet mystery of life at last I found you...



And, I'm sorry, but it would be painfully hysterical to see this on screen:

Will: SED-A-GIVE??????


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All That Noiz

Gender: Female
Location: Stuff and Things

History of Pirates of the Caribbean Pt 1

Dole Office Clerk: Occupation?
Jack: Stand-up philosopher.
Dole Office Clerk: What?
Jack: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
Dole Office Clerk: Oh, a *bullshit* artist!
Jack: *Grumble*...
Dole Office Clerk: Did you bullshit last week?
Jack: No.
Dole Office Clerk: Did you *try* to bullshit last week?
Jack: Yes!

Will: I was sittin' flickin' chickens / And I'm looking through the pickins' / When suddenly these goys break down my walls / I didn't even know them / And they grab me by the scrotum / And they started playing ping-pong with my balls / Oy the agony / Oh the shame / To make your privates public for a game!


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Spacepirates

[Elizabeth exits]
Barbossa: I bet she gives great sword

Elizabeth: I am Princess Vespa, daughter of Roland, King of the Druids.
Jack: Oh great. That's all we needed. A Druish princess.
Will: Funny, she doesn't look Druish.


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crazy stuff, you guys stick out tongue

POTC: National Treasure.

They do what they do best(sort of...): look for treasure. Jack suddenly becomes an intellectual history nut and looks for this treasure, with the help of a cool techie. He ditches will. lizzie is the one who keeps the important docs. jack drags her along.

jack keeps the treasure in the end and sells it xD

erm... chaos ensues??

nuts. it doesn't fit. >>.


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