Gender: Female Location: at the second star to the right
As long as it's not Jack doing a Willy Wonka impersonation (shivers).
POTC 4: Jack and the Magic Railroad
(There is a big sea battle, lots of gunshots and explosions, etc. There is a big tidal wave that pushes them to land. Suddeny, THOMAS the tank engine shows up!)
Thomas: Peep peep! Hop into my coaches, pirates!
Jack: Oy! Into the psychedellic looking train! (they all pile in)
Will: (peeks out) Who are you?
Unseen narrator Ringo Starr: This is Thomas. Thomas is a tank engine. He has 6 small wheels, a short stumpy funnel and a short stumpy dome. He's a cheeky little engine.
Gibbs: This sounds kind of fun.
Jack: Take us to, uh...where's everyone want to go?
Elizabeth: Well, it is lady's night at the Tortuga strip club...
Thomas: We're going to the magic railroad! Peep peep! (chugs off)
Elizabeth: That doesn't have chippendale dancers, does it?
There's a wardrobe full of secerts and adventure that will change their lives forever. There's a secert room inside the faithful bride that no has ever been in. Inside the secert room is a ordinary looking wardrobe untill they step inside it.
Will is the first person to go into the wardrobe it's snowing and it's freezing.
Will: OH No not this again! I'm freezing.
Half boy/half horse boy comes up to Will
Mr. Tumnus; hello There sir!
Will: Who are you?
Mr. Tummns: I'm Mr. Tummns and you are?
Will: I'm Will Turner
The rest of the group goes into the wardrobe
Jack: Will what in the name of rum .. Whoa who are you?
Mr. Tummns: Well hello everyone I'm Mr. Tummns Welcome to Narnia!
Lizzie: Narnia?
Mr. Tummns: Yes Narnia
Jack looks around he can't believe his eyes: Mr. Gibbs I'm really drunk rigth now right?
Mr. Gibbs: Nope your not Jack this is real
Barbossa: I'm freezing!
Mr. Tummns: Well come in my house and have some hot tea.
Jack: Hey Faun boy you got any rum?
Mr. Tummns: No sir I'm sorry but there is no alcohol here in Narnia.
The rest of the group gasps: NO ALCOHOL?
Mr. Tummns: That's right
Barbossa: Good God how do you people surive?
Lizzie: This stinks lets go
Mr. Tummns: Wait you have to help free us from the Ice Witch and save Narnia!
Mr. Gibbs: Sorry boy we can't help you there!
Jack: Yeah we got something else to do
Mr. Tummns: So your just gonna leave us!
Jack: No you can keep Will with you
Lizzie: Yeah Will is very good at keeping someone company or driving someone crazy! Either way have fun!
They all leave.
Will: Oh I just rememberd I gotta doctors appointment gotta go!
Now that's a MOVIE I go see it's both things I love Pirates and the Beatles. Plus Will dieing and James LIVES!
Jack singing about Lizzie:
I've just seen a face,
I can't forget the time or place
Where we just met
She's just the girl for me
And I want all the world to see
We've met, mmm-mmm-mmm-m'mmm-mmm
Had it been another day
I might have looked the other way
And I'd have never been aware
But as it is I'll dream of her
Tonight, da-da-da-da-da-da
Falling, yes I am falling,
And she keeps calling
Me back again
I have never known
The like of this, I've been alone
And I have missed things
And kept out of sight
But other girls were never quite
Like this, mmm-mmm-mmm-m'mmm-mmm
Falling, yes I am falling,
And she keeps calling
Me back again
Falling, yes I am falling,
And she keeps calling
Me back again
I've just seen a face,
I can't forget the time or place
Where we just met
She's just the girl for me
And I want all the world to see
We've met, mmm-mmm-mmm-da-da-da
Falling, yes I am falling,
And she keeps calling
Me back again
Falling, yes I am falling,
And she keeps calling
Me back again
Oh, falling, yes I am falling,
And she keeps calling
Me back again
Jack:Hey what'sup Ya' dig?
Mr. Gibbs:Nothing much sho 'nuff!
Lizzie:Hey Jack ya peep hot! w0rd!
Barbossa:Hey Jack nice ta see ya ag'in
Ragettie:Hey I got uh real eye now! what 'chew trippin foo'
Pintel:Cool! ya'll is mad stupid.
Will:Are ya calling me mad stupid? just like mammy.
James:Well ya iz mad stupid an' yo' uh big pansy!
Little Will:What'shapping? what 'chew thinking man?
Tia:That'sit tyme fo' another adventure! just like mammy.
Jones:Word Up! Jus' like Orenthawl James.
Jack:I need some rum 'bfoe we's jet all ye damn hood ratz..
Lizzie:You said it Jack baby! sho 'nuff!
Jack:I love ya Lizzie otay buh-weet
Lizzie:Love ya too jack! what 'chew thinking man?
(Jack and Lizzie Kiss)
Will: Stupid couple! and shit.
Jack and Lizzie: Shut Up Jus' like Orenthawl James.
Mr. Gibbs: Don't make me beat ya up ag'in
Bootstap: Shmuck brace yourself foo'!
Gender: Female Location: at the second star to the right
POTC 4: Pirates in Tights
(The guys are at the bar at Hooters, enjoying beer, hot wings, and the jugs on the waitresses)
Will: (tipsy) I should have become a pirate years ago! This is great!
Jack: We all tried to tell you.
Bootstrap: (slaps Will on the back) Apple don't fall far from the tree, do it?
James: (swigs his beer) Male bonding. I LOVE it!
Barbossa: Gentlemen, let's tell the world how much we like being pirate men.
Gibbs: (gasps with guarded optimism) In song????
Barbossa: In song
(Jack nods to the piano player)
Will: And a one and a two...
All: (singing) We're men, we're men in tights.
We roam around the ocean looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
We may look like sissies, but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights!
(Gibbs accidentally punches James)
We're men, we're men in tights,
Always on guard defending the people's rights.
[Dance number, chorus line style, who knew these guys could high kick?]
We're men, MANLY men, we're men in tights. Yeah!
We roam around the ocean looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
We may look like pansies, but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights.
(James dodges the punch this time)
We're men, we're men in tights (TIGHT tights),
Always on guard defending the people's rights.
When you're in a fix just call for the men in tights!
We're butch!
After a Sail trip on the seas srounding Ship Wreck Cove strange events have been happing around tortuga and port royal. Someone has been watching the crew scaring them senseless. Murders have been happing all around the Caribbean it's up to the crew to find out what's been happing and try to solve the murders and find the killer.
Gender: Female Location: May or may not be somewhere else.
heehee, righto! me too!
hm. weird. listening to Before He Cheats on random shuffle on my ipod when I saw your post sailor. xD btw, your siggy - is that originally Mara Jade? xD
Gender: Female Location: May or may not be somewhere else.
interestingly cool ^^
POTC: The Pirate's Guide to the Seas
Norrington wakes up, finds his house to be demolished. Then he finds out that Port Royal was to be demolished by the Spanish Main. Poor Pansy Will he also found out to be a weird pirate, and Will saves him. Surprisingly. But he's still a pansy.
Anyway, they meet with Jack, the supposed King of the Pirates, until... well, he stole the Pearl. Lizzie's with him as his First mate.
Together, they all uncover a conspiracy that involves the Ultimate Question, Port Royal being a weird supercomputer and the answer to life, the universe and everything: 42.
Gender: Female Location: at the second star to the right
The original Padme had a lightsaber? Why, oh why, didn't they keep in that idea? Sorry, not the place for a why-Padme-sucks rant.
POTC 4: Castaway
It is actually a prequel to COTBP. We get to see Jack's 3 days marooned on that island, the fire-building, the rum-drinking. All the while, a little volleyball named Wilson keeps him company.
Jack: (starting to hallucinate from the heat) Wilson, you have a murderous look in your eye.
(The rumrunners come ashore and start to rescue him.)
Rumrunner: What's wrong with him?
Jack: The volleyball! Been giving me the evil eye!
Rumrunner 2: Come on. Let's get you out of the sun.
Gender: Female Location: May or may not be somewhere else.
lol willo! I rather liked that movie.
and, well, i'd rather padme not a jedi - its overdone in the books, jedi/jedi love and stuff. >>.
POTC: Jumper
Jack suddenly can... teleport through time or something. Chaos ensues - somehow it involes short-sheeting the president's bed and playing pranks on the UN ambassadors.
Gender: Unspecified Location: Your mom's basement.
History of Pirates of the Caribbean Pt 1
Dole Office Clerk: Occupation?
Jack: Stand-up philosopher.
Dole Office Clerk: What?
Jack: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
Dole Office Clerk: Oh, a *bullshit* artist!
Jack: *Grumble*...
Dole Office Clerk: Did you bullshit last week?
Jack: No.
Dole Office Clerk: Did you *try* to bullshit last week?
Jack: Yes!
Will: I was sittin' flickin' chickens / And I'm looking through the pickins' / When suddenly these goys break down my walls / I didn't even know them / And they grab me by the scrotum / And they started playing ping-pong with my balls / Oy the agony / Oh the shame / To make your privates public for a game!
Gender: Unspecified Location: Your mom's basement.
Spacepirates
[Elizabeth exits]
Barbossa: I bet she gives great sword
Elizabeth: I am Princess Vespa, daughter of Roland, King of the Druids.
Jack: Oh great. That's all we needed. A Druish princess.
Will: Funny, she doesn't look Druish.
Gender: Female Location: May or may not be somewhere else.
crazy stuff, you guys
POTC: National Treasure.
They do what they do best(sort of...): look for treasure. Jack suddenly becomes an intellectual history nut and looks for this treasure, with the help of a cool techie. He ditches will. lizzie is the one who keeps the important docs. jack drags her along.
jack keeps the treasure in the end and sells it xD
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