Gender: Female Location: at the second star to the right
Yay! It's like a Mel Brooks marathon!
POTC 4: Blazing Pirates
Captain Teague: (auditioning for fellow minions) Crime?
(Jack and Will are in disguise.)
Will: Stampeding cattle.
Teague: That doesn't seem so bad.
Jack: Through the Vatican?
Teague: Kinky!
Later...
Beckett is giving a rousing speech to his men
Beckett: Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the west. Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.
And, can you just see Liz doing the "I'm tired" song?
Elizabeth: (on stage in her lingerie, talking to men in the audience) Is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show? You, what's your name? (talks to man with feet on stage)
Mook: Tex, ma'am.
Elizabeth: Tex ma'am? Tell me, Tex ma'am, are you in show business? (random mook shakes head) No? Then why don't you get your freakin' feet off the stage? (takes out sword and does her little backwards trick she does in DMC)
Gender: Unspecified Location: Your mom's basement.
more quotes:
Elizabeth: A wed wose. How womantic(flutters eyelashes)
Jack:Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.
Will (from crows nest): The Captain is a pi-!
(interupted by bell)
Crew: What?!
Will: I said, the Captain is a pi-!
(interupted by bell)
Crew Member#1: What's saying?
Crew Member#2: He said the Captain is a near!
Will: No!! The Captain is a pi-!
(interupted by bell)
(Captain comes into view)
Crew Member#3: Holy shit! Te Captains a pirate!!!
POTC: Survivor
The whole crew is stranded on a Island for 13 weeks. Everyone is placed to into tribes. It's same routine as the show, they have Tribal Council, Hidden immunity idols immunity challenges, and even Exile Island. Who will outwit, outplay, outlast and become the sole Survivor?
Gender: Female Location: at the second star to the right
POTC 4: Jack and Lizzie Make a Porno
I don't think I need to summarize this one too much, and it's directed by Kevin Smith, the director of the actual movie! So prepare yourselves for some very awkward, out-of-place swearing! The kids can't come to this one. That's why we have this distraction.
POTC 4: Gibbs Goes to Central Park
Gibbs goes to Central Park and takes in the sights and activities. Yep. That's what the kids are watching. It's narrated by Kevin McNally and has whimsical classical music in the background. So while the kids are watching this and wondering where the hell the swordfights are...Mom and Dad get to see something a little different.
Gender: Female Location: May or may not be somewhere else.
lol xD
POTC: The Hangover
Well, Jack is about to get married, and so they went off to have a bachelor party in Tortuga - him, will, gibbs, and norri.
Instead of Jack being the one missing, what happened is... well, the three went missing, Jack forgets everything that happened that night and now he's trying to decide whether he should look for the three or not.
He decided Lizzie wouldn't mind if Will doesn't come, but Jack would love Gibbs - his best man - to come and It just wouldn't be any fun without Norrington. He decided to look for Will too, just because he wanted to see him cry.
Plot: Jack, Mr. Gibbs, James work as reporters for the Daily Tortuga newspaper. There goal is to catch the theif who stoled Lizzie's necklacle and her most valued baseball dimond. The leave tortuga and stay in a run down place called the "Happiness Hotel" runned by Barbossa. Can Jack and his team catch the theif in time???
A little part of the movie
Will hits James on the head with a shovel. James becomes angry and walks off. Will follows
Jack: Uh Orlando your overacting
Orlando: Huh?
James: your overacting your haming it up!
Orlando: I'm not I'm trying to save this movie
Jack: Well save your perfomce instead
Orlando: I'm playing 800 different emotions!
Jack: Well try to play one of them right!
Orlando: Oh, oh I have a career of my own!
Jack: I know all about your career Bloom!
Orlando: I don't need this lousy duck pond over here!
Jack; I'm sure you don't need a lousy pond
Orlando: Fine I'll walk! (Looks into the camera) Should I walk, should I walk!
Jack: Fine Go ahead and WALK!
Gender: Unspecified Location: Your mom's basement.
Lord of the Pirates
the crew gets stranded and Jack finds a conch while Will jabbers on and on and on
Barbossa come out of the bush with his original crew and fights for leadership of the tribe with Jack while they wait for Elizabeth to come with help
Plot: The movie it based on the Adam Ant song "Stand and Deliever".
Pirates of The Caribbean: Who Knows(Recasting Elizabeth Swann)
Plot: Who will take over the role of Elizabeth Swann since Keira Knigthly doesn't want to come back or maybe she will who knows!
Pirates of The Caribbean: Vampires of the Caribbean
Plot: Jack and his crew run into a group of Vampire Pirates. They turn crew into Vampires and must find a way to remove the vampire curse. But they do have fun scaring everyone out of their witts. Meanwhile Will is NO were to been seen in this movie so please don't borther looking for him.
Sure why not Jack is a sexy Pirate vampire who never dies and ends up bitting Lizzie. They live happily together has pirate vampires. And have a vamp baby
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