All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
I am actually the controversial Phat_Crabs. I've openly confessed to this on several occasions yet have not been banned, nor has my Phat_Crabs account been closed. If further investigated by the mods, I may be prema banned for this violation. If that be the case... it was nice knowing you all. Peace.