The Nihlists from "The Big Lebowski" mistake Moe, Larry and Curly for The Dude, Walter and Donnie. The Nihlists want their money. Moe steps up and says "We don't have your money, you knuckleheads!!!"
Uli says "Vee fukks you up, vee tekes zee money!!!"
The fight is on, at night, in the parking lot of the bowling alley. No weapons to start with, but objects scattered to and fro may be used as weapons.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
The stooges slaughter the Nihilists.
The stooges inflict horrific physical abuse on each other all day, every day.
Through this conditioning, they are known to have built immunity to eye gouging/poking, kicking, heavy slapping and most melee attacks..
And being physically beaten by a man saying "nyuk nyuk nyuk" over and over would be terrible.
Curly solos Flea's character and the spindly looking one with the glasses in an episode of horrific mental breakdown.
Moe slashes the remaining nihilist's neck with a bottle, dispatching Autobahn's last chance to be one of those bands where only one original member is left.
Larry has Donnie's heart attack.
I wont drag us through the horror of the stooges version of the cliff top service...
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Hey, Mac has a Roy Rogers fetish just as strong as Riggs's.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Weren't you ever given the talk about the Birds and the bees?
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Paired with your other blatant giveaways here, your indepth knowledge of Kinky Kelly and the sexy stud is damning evidence indeed that your beastiality fetish is totally out of control.
You totally are Elias in that scene.
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Last edited by Sadako of Girth on Jul 21st, 2009 at 05:19 PM
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.