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 lolz
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Slap some mayonaise on Vader's helmet - boom, no more bad guy.
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Sep 17th, 2011 12:21 PM |
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Some guys eat chicken legs..
He would feast on AT AT legs.
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Sep 17th, 2011 12:23 PM |
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They would't even be able to deploy them after landing on Hoth.
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Sep 17th, 2011 12:25 PM |
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Cause he would have already eaten Hoth?
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Sep 17th, 2011 12:29 PM |
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He was known to like ice cream.
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Sep 17th, 2011 12:31 PM |
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That would be one hell of an ice cream headache...
...especially with that Ion cannon too.
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Sep 17th, 2011 12:38 PM |
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He certainly would not have fit in his X-Wing anymore...
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Sep 17th, 2011 05:21 PM |
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Good thing that it was broken all over the deathstar then...
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Sep 18th, 2011 09:37 AM |
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Yup...
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Sep 18th, 2011 11:25 AM |
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Maybe the Death Star II actually was completed like a couple of months after the 1st Death Star, and Porkins munched half of it, necessitating repair...
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Sep 18th, 2011 02:13 PM |
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Aha... that explains it... That explains why the first Death Star took 20 years to build and the other just a few years...
Star Wars Episode VII: The Resurrection of Jek Tono Porkins.
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Sep 18th, 2011 03:30 PM |
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Maybe he wasnt actually killed.....maybe his mass, once in the Death Star's gravity well, simply crashed through it and emerged safely on the other side of it.... where there was a pork sandwich waiting for him...?
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Sep 18th, 2011 03:55 PM |
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That must be it, he ate through the Death Star and his endless layers of fat protected him from the blast... Yes... yes... I see the sequel coming to life... And then Porkins appears to be Anakin's cousin, from Shmi's brother.. and Luke will teach how to use the Pork... err... Force.
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Sep 18th, 2011 06:15 PM |
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Maybe also Yavin used to have 53 moons....
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Sep 19th, 2011 12:15 AM |
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96 actually... the rebels must have been there for at least a month.
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Sep 19th, 2011 08:11 AM |
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Now im questioning the whole "Many Bothans died to bring us this information" thing...
Did they in fact die between two massive slices of bread..?
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Sep 19th, 2011 09:52 AM |
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Sep 19th, 2011 10:31 AM |
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Hahaha
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Sep 19th, 2011 05:38 PM |
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Nice.
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