Dude, i'm going to send you $20 to give to your girlfriend to buy a damn pregancy test.
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I'll just send you some coat hangers, if that's ok...running a bit low on moneh.
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J'ai besoin de vivre
De vivre devant moi
Ceux qui m'aiment me suivent
Je sais toi tu restes là
J'ai besoin d'aimer
Je ne sais rien faire d’autre
J'ai besoin d'aimer
Et n'est pas ta faute C'est ma faute à toi...
J'ai besoin de vivre
De vivre devant moi
Ceux qui m'aiment me suivent
Je sais toi tu restes là
J'ai besoin d'aimer
Je ne sais rien faire d’autre
J'ai besoin d'aimer
Et n'est pas ta faute C'est ma faute à toi...
Madame, that is disgusting, I would never eat a tie. Thanks for the gesture though. I'll let my friend and my fiance know I'm the father. This is like talk show results right here.
J'ai besoin de vivre
De vivre devant moi
Ceux qui m'aiment me suivent
Je sais toi tu restes là
J'ai besoin d'aimer
Je ne sais rien faire d’autre
J'ai besoin d'aimer
Et n'est pas ta faute C'est ma faute à toi...
my fiance has been fealing funny and she doesnt know if its her period or she might be pregnant. could you help us out with her getting a pregnancy test as well cause this is kind making me worry and we are running real low with money right now. thanks
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lol, most likely... it was my way to tell you go take the test, all those are pregnancy symptoms but you don't have them all at the same time and specially not all in this early stage your girl is supposed to be
She probably sat down too much.
She could just be sick.
She probably drinks too much.
Uh...No comment.
There are chances that you may have to accept the fact your girlfriend is an emo.
Being a vegetarian can make you go crazy every once in a while so don't expect her to chew plants for the rest of her life.
Use a drop of lube inside the condom if you're not circumcised.
Wear thicker condoms for anal.
And those are my tips for avoiding condom failure.
But here's a big one, unless you've been poisoned in the fifth basement of the arcane labyrinth by the troll of evermore, don't seek medical advice on a non-medical internet forum.
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