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Bardock42
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Originally posted by Darth Jello
Don't use oil based lubricants.

Use a drop of lube inside the condom if you're not circumcised.

Wear thicker condoms for anal.

And those are my tips for avoiding condom failure.

But here's a big one, unless you've been poisoned in the fifth basement of the arcane labyrinth by the troll of evermore, don't seek medical advice on a non-medical internet forum.
I get it, cause there are lots of geeks on the internet, yes?


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Red, stop being a wienie



all pregnant women








































































like wiener


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Originally posted by The Red
Maybe it was all a false alarm. she started spotting today and now her breasts are really sore. Usually happens before she starts her period. So I don't know anymore.
The fact that you know that disturbs me.


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The Red
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Originally posted by Ax3l
The fact that you know that disturbs me.
The fact that I pay attention to someone I love? Figures.


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Wei Phoenix
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So why haven't you guys took a test yet?


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I'll try get pregnant today... eek!




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So why haven't you guys took a test yet?
Most tests aren't accurate or give false negatives if you use it a week before the missed period. We're waiting till she's a day late.


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Most tests aren't accurate or give false negatives if you use it a week before the missed period. We're waiting till she's a day late.


Home pregnancy tests are around 97% accurate when done correctly.


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Most tests aren't accurate or give false negatives if you use it a week before the missed period. We're waiting till she's a day late.


dude, retarded


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I'm late here, apologies, traffic was endless. But has anyone already told Red that he should have just put it in her butt, if her getting pregnant is such an issue?


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dude, retarded


I don't think pregnancy test can check for that.


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Most tests aren't accurate or give false negatives if you use it a week before the missed period. We're waiting till she's a day late.


I just took 10 pregnancy tests and they all said I wasn't pregnant.


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I'm late here, apologies, traffic was endless. But has anyone already told Red that he should have just put it in her butt, if her getting pregnant is such an issue?


Oh, wow! This is a rarity! A buttsex joke from Robtard.



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Robtard
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Oh, wow! This is a rarity! A stupid-picture joke from DDM.

P.S. I'll now quadruple my butt-sex joke output.


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Ax3l
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The fact that I pay attention to someone I love? Figures.
I love my dog, but you don't see me checking to see if his balls are tender.


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Robtard
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I love my dog, but you don't see me checking to see if his balls are tender.


He's probably appreciate it if you did.


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Congratulations Daddy


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Originally posted by Robtard
Oh, wow! This is a rarity! A stupid-picture joke from DDM.

P.S. I'll now quadruple my butt-sex joke output.



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