Bardock42
Marius-esque
Gender: Male Location: Faerie
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Darth Jello
Don't use oil based lubricants.
Use a drop of lube inside the condom if you're not circumcised.
Wear thicker condoms for anal.
And those are my tips for avoiding condom failure.
But here's a big one, unless you've been poisoned in the fifth basement of the arcane labyrinth by the troll of evermore, don't seek medical advice on a non-medical internet forum.
I get it, cause there are lots of geeks on the internet, yes?
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Bardock42 is a whimpering pussy now who lost his flare to debate vigorously and just spouts senseless and thinly veiled puns here and there. You nazi pr*ck. Get your balls back from whoever you sold them to, you fat f*ck. What happened to the manly, chubby German big mouth we once knew, who'd flatten ignorance with a solid argument? Now it's like Andy Dick meets John Candy. You hybrid beefcake. Suck my c*ck
- valid criticism by "Mammon"
Aug 16th, 2009 09:56 AM
shiv
Spirit of Tengu
Gender: Male Location: Tokyo City
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Ms Chelle
Red, stop being a wienie
all pregnant women
like wiener
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Aug 16th, 2009 11:34 AM
Ax3l
Partical man
Gender: Male Location: Whistling in the Dark
quote: (post ) Originally posted by The Red
Maybe it was all a false alarm. she started spotting today and now her breasts are really sore. Usually happens before she starts her period. So I don't know anymore.
The fact that you know that disturbs me.
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This is where the party ends
I can't stand here listening to you and your racist friend
Aug 16th, 2009 03:43 PM
The Red
Sex, That Is All
Gender: Male Location: Indiana if you want to get technica
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Ax3l
The fact that you know that disturbs me.
The fact that I pay attention to someone I love? Figures.
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Roland Moosey
Aug 16th, 2009 05:50 PM
Wei Phoenix
One-Eyed Dragon Of Oshu
Gender: Unspecified Location: In yo mama's baby maker!
So why haven't you guys took a test yet?
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Aug 16th, 2009 09:35 PM
chomperx9
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: United States
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Paola
I'll try get pregnant today...
call if you need assistance
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Aug 17th, 2009 04:58 AM
The Red
Sex, That Is All
Gender: Male Location: Indiana if you want to get technica
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
So why haven't you guys took a test yet?
Most tests aren't accurate or give false negatives if you use it a week before the missed period. We're waiting till she's a day late.
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Roland Moosey
Aug 17th, 2009 09:46 PM
lil bitchiness
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Gender: Female Location: Montréal, QC
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by The Red
Most tests aren't accurate or give false negatives if you use it a week before the missed period. We're waiting till she's a day late.
Home pregnancy tests are around 97% accurate when done correctly.
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Ceux qui m'aiment me suivent
Je sais toi tu restes là
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Je ne sais rien faire d’autre
J'ai besoin d'aimer
Et n'est pas ta faute
C'est ma faute à toi ...
Aug 17th, 2009 09:49 PM
inimalist
Circle A
Gender: Unspecified Location: Canada
quote: (post ) Originally posted by The Red
Most tests aren't accurate or give false negatives if you use it a week before the missed period. We're waiting till she's a day late.
dude, retarded
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Aug 17th, 2009 09:54 PM
Robtard
Plebeian
Gender: Unspecified Location: McClane's left one.
I'm late here, apologies, traffic was endless. But has anyone already told Red that he should have just put it in her butt, if her getting pregnant is such an issue?
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Aug 17th, 2009 10:14 PM
Symmetric Chaos
Fractal King
Gender: Male Location: al-Jumhuuriyya al-Yamaniyya
quote: (post ) Originally posted by inimalist
dude, retarded
I don't think pregnancy test can check for that.
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Sed quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
A juvenal prank.
Aug 17th, 2009 10:26 PM
Wei Phoenix
One-Eyed Dragon Of Oshu
Gender: Unspecified Location: In yo mama's baby maker!
quote: (post ) Originally posted by The Red
Most tests aren't accurate or give false negatives if you use it a week before the missed period. We're waiting till she's a day late.
I just took 10 pregnancy tests and they all said I wasn't pregnant.
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Aug 17th, 2009 10:28 PM
dadudemon
Dominasty
Gender: Male Location: USA, Oklahoma. Pewpy balls.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
I'm late here, apologies, traffic was endless. But has anyone already told Red that he should have just put it in her butt, if her getting pregnant is such an issue?
Oh, wow! This is a rarity! A buttsex joke from Robtard.
And now a little message from our sponsor:
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Aug 17th, 2009 10:34 PM
Robtard
Plebeian
Gender: Unspecified Location: McClane's left one.
Oh, wow! This is a rarity! A stupid-picture joke from DDM.
P.S. I'll now quadruple my butt-sex joke output.
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RUN RABBIT RUN
STRIKE OUT BOYS, FOR THE HILLS
I CAN FIND THAT HOLE IN THE WALL
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Aug 17th, 2009 10:39 PM
Mairuzu
I'm not like you guys
Gender: Male Location: You know
moved
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Aug 17th, 2009 10:54 PM
Ax3l
Partical man
Gender: Male Location: Whistling in the Dark
quote: (post ) Originally posted by The Red
The fact that I pay attention to someone I love? Figures.
I love my dog, but you don't see me checking to see if his balls are tender.
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Aug 17th, 2009 11:04 PM
Robtard
Plebeian
Gender: Unspecified Location: McClane's left one.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Ax3l
I love my dog, but you don't see me checking to see if his balls are tender.
He's probably appreciate it if you did.
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RUN RABBIT RUN
STRIKE OUT BOYS, FOR THE HILLS
I CAN FIND THAT HOLE IN THE WALL
AND I KNOW THAT THEY NEVER WILL
Aug 17th, 2009 11:05 PM
amity75
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: Scotland nil.
Congratulations Daddy
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Aug 17th, 2009 11:12 PM
dadudemon
Dominasty
Gender: Male Location: USA, Oklahoma. Pewpy balls.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
Oh, wow! This is a rarity! A stupid-picture joke from DDM.
P.S. I'll now quadruple my butt-sex joke output.
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Aug 17th, 2009 11:23 PM
Mairuzu
I'm not like you guys
Gender: Male Location: You know
photo sucks
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Aug 17th, 2009 11:24 PM
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