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Darth Martin
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Can't believe this is still going on. Batman has had threads with Bourne, Punisher, etc. but when McClane is the opponent Batman loses. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Aug 27th, 2009 02:09 AM

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What were the conditions in the other threads?

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Batman vs man with gun.

Aug 27th, 2009 02:12 AM

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Then Batman loses horribly.

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Aug 27th, 2009 02:12 AM

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HAve guns ever been a problem for Batman before? If not then yeah, McClane has nothin da on bats.

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You just dug the hole deeper for Bat. McClane has two guns and a shitload of ammo.

Not in the movie, he didn't. His ammo is limited.

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HAve guns ever been a problem for Batman before? If not then yeah, McClane has nothin da bats.

Jesus Marion JOSEPH........

Batman has never faced someone even CLOSE to McClanes skill, and McClane has a ****ing machine gun. McClane is not someone painted up freak with a ****ing revolver, he is someone who takes aim and always hits his target.

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Not in the movie, he didn't. His ammo is limited.

He had more than enough to get the job done here. Few mags for each gun and Bat is toast. Hell, all he really nees is one to two HK clips.

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Jesus Marion JOSEPH........

Batman has never faced someone even CLOSE to McClanes skill, and McClane has a ****ing machine gun. McClane is not someone painted up freak with a ****ing revolver, he is someone who takes aim and always hits his target.

I would like a basis of comparison to McClane's skill. Or, at the very least, a hierarchy.

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Your overrating McClane's skill. He's great with a Beretta 92 sure. But he didn't impressz me with a MP5. He's no RoboCop. Batman faces MULTIPLE enemies with the same arnaments that McClane has here on a nightly basis and wins. Who cares if they're not as skilled. Besides, if McClane is disarmed(it happened alot in Die Hard, BB, and TDK) then Batman pwns.

Aug 27th, 2009 02:24 AM

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McClane should do what no other person has ever thought of doing when they try to kill Batman with a gun, shoot him in the friggin mouth.

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Your overrating McClane's skill. He's great with a Beretta 92 sure. But he didn't impressz me with a MP5. He's no RoboCop. Batman faces MULTIPLE enemies with the same arnaments that McClane has here on a nightly basis and wins. Who cares if they're not as skilled. Besides, if McClane is disarmed(it happened alot in Die Hard, BB, and TDK) then Batman pwns.

He pointed and sprayed with the HK, but it was always where he wanted it to be. Give him the Beretta only here and he still kills Bat.

Batman is gonna have to get up close and personal to disarm McClane, you do know that, right?

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Aug 27th, 2009 02:26 AM

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You act like getting up close and personal is a problem for Batman. McClane will never see him coming.

Aug 27th, 2009 02:31 AM

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So we are back to giving Batman his stealth from the get go? Batman will never get to employ his stealth, he will be too busy being shredded by machine gun fire.

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Aug 27th, 2009 02:33 AM

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Batman would Bat Rape Chuck Norris.

Yeah, that's right. I said it.

Glad you said it before I did, yeesh.

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Batman wins. For one he will know that going into the building with Terrorists there will be Automatic weaponry. So he isnt going to walk out into open space so carlessly and as soon as Batman sees McClane, or rather some guy with an Automatic weapon, hes going to assume he is a terrorist and then pacify him. Either with his little throwing "Bats" ,hitting in the arm so McClane drops the gun, and yes Batman is THAT accurate hes a freakin ninja for cryin out loud, or by using smoke pellets to obscure Johns sight. John hasnt had training with smoke and Batman has so it would be no great feat for Batman to find and take John out. Batman has the experience dealing with guys with guns. And if you followed the DH story even John Mcclane said he was lucky to have survived.

the goddamn batman ftw

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Bullshit. The OP says they see each other, implying that they are out in the open. McClane will gun Batman down before Batman can duck for cover, throw a batarang, or use his little smoke thingies.

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Aug 27th, 2009 02:54 AM

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I think this is a close call, but Batman's improvision is what let's him win here. With a little luck, McClane gets some slugs into Batman's flesh, but from what we've seen, Batman can get shot right in the stomach and still run around like he's on fire and ride a big ass motorcycle. So he'd take a few slugs, I'm sure he knows a mouth shot or any type of faceshot would be a sure kill-shot, so he'd avoid that. I mean seriously, his stalking and stealth skills border on the supernatural, he'll be seen, not for very long.

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