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Similar to the Michael Myers thread, here The Joker will be replacing Detective John McClane in the Die Hard scenario. Unlike the other threads where the characters have to seek out weapons and equipment, I'm giving Joker a duffle bag full of it. Hans Gruber have taken over the Nakatomi Plaza, killed Takagi, and scared the shit out of the hostages. Unknowingly to everyone else in the building, a lone clown is on the loose. Can Joker suceed? Or does Gruber triumph?
Rules
*Joker must kill Hans and all of his henchmen and not let them escape.
*Joker must keep 50% of the hostages alive.
*Joker can acquire additional weaponry and equipment.
*Joker gets no outside aid or help.
Things to Consider
*Joker is nowhere near the h2h combatant that McClane is nor is he in as good a physical shape.
*Joker is likely smarter than Hans Gruber himself.
*Joker is just as resourceful as McClane.
*Hans' henchmen are armed with the same stuff they were in the film.
Joker umm is not smarter than Hans I would believe. However given his bag of toys he will dispose of quite a few of em. Although hes not stealthy at all like McClane. And he has no experience in counter terrorism and if anything he would want to kill everyone and just walk out anyway. Given the situation though where he must keep 50% of the people alive. I say he doesnt complete his mission because he would most likely be killed.
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Have you lost your mind? Tell me where you think we crossed the line. No more drugs for me, pussy and religion is all I need.
He'll do his usual theatrical babbling except this time his opponent won't care, Hans will see right through his BS, order Karl and the goons to shoot him and get back to business of stealing.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
the joker relies on people being sympathetic either to his victims or to him for w/e reason. he doesnt have the type of tactical intelligence required to take out a man who is just as willing to kill anyone who stands in his way as the joker is. hans wont hesitate to shoot if joker takes one of his boys hostage or anything of that sort. hans men have the same resolve.
*Joker proceeds to deliver the thirty third over long diatribe that contradicts previous itterations whilst Hans (in a perfect American accent just goes:
"uh huh..... right.......uh-huh.....gotcha......right.....thats what I would have said....really..? No way, man......" long enough to reaqquire his gun and deposit some of the lead in the handgrip in Jokers head.*
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Mrs. Joker? You mean Mimi from the Drew Carey show?
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Mimi wears about the same amount of makeup as the Joker does.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
She is just as evil as the joker too.
And with her evil legal mind, and her resistance to self aggrandising monotonous monologues from years of being married to his Tonyness, she'd be the perfect juxaposition.
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Aug 26th, 2009 03:06 AM
