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Laugh Worst James Bond Lines

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"DAD" is filled with awkward clunkers. Jinx's line, "I think I got the ... THRUST of it" surely has to go down as the worst pun in Bond history.

Come to think of it, Halle Berry has a lot to answer for in terms of her terrible delivery of film puns. Remember the bewilderingly awful "What happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?" line from "X-Men"?


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Halle Berry's scene while being tortured by Zao. Brosnan's rxchange with Zao while being swapped and his "saved by the bell".

DAD is probably the worst written Bond entry.

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I think all the bond movies have pretty much the same delivery of lines, but QOS didn't even have any lines that i can remember and that is one of the reasons it sucked.


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QOS shits on G.I. Joe.

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QOS shits on G.I. Joe.


Where did that come from?
and any way you are dead wrong GI JOE was like a bond movie but on steroids. I was highly entertained where as with QOS i was bored silly.


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Sounds like you like your explosions i bet your waiting for "BOOM" the movie from Micheal Bay in 2011.


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and any way you are dead wrong GI JOE was like a bond movie but on steroids. I was highly entertained where as with QOS i was bored silly.
I take it you loved DAD. QOS shits on Joe in everything which includes acting, visuals, action, music, etc.

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I take it you loved DAD. QOS shits on Joe in everything which includes acting, visuals, action, music, etc.



Yes DAD was a good and IMO QOS was shit, and the action, visuals and music was far better in GI JOE.
I do like action and explosions in a movie, provided it is done correctly
and GI JOE did it great.
Now transformers 2 did not and that movie sucked.


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Whatever. I guess we agree to disagree.

Transformers 2>Joe IMO but they're still in the same ballpark to me. And DAD is in my 5 worst Bond entries ever so.......

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i always thaut James Bond was stupid anyway. so it doesnt make much of a differents


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i always thaut James Bond was stupid anyway. so it doesnt make much of a differents


as you are all aware of i am NOT a good speller so im just pointing it out befor any of you dush bags give me crap about it.thank you cool

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Originally posted by Earthlover
i always thaut James Bond was stupid anyway. so it doesnt make much of a differents


well you shouldnt be in this section then. roll eyes (sarcastic)


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