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steverules_2
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Originally posted by Bardock42
Jacob's the one that "rape-kissed" her and then raped her 1 year old daughter, right?

Jacobs the one with the long hair and looked like a shemale..then he gets a hair cut...still a shemale tho...

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Originally posted by Bardock42
Jacob's the one that "rape-kissed" her and then raped her 1 year old daughter, right?

Um, well.. no roll eyes (sarcastic)

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Um, well.. no

Kinda

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Originally posted by Jaeh.is.Awesome
*happy that she is not one of the girls that Twilight has eaten in its tracks*

Bella makes girls look bad. -_-' I'm convinced that something's wrong with her. "Oh, you're a vampire, and you supposedly eat people? I think I love you." "Oh, you left me, now I'm gonna jump off a cliff to cliff dive so i can hear your voice in my head. I have issues, but instead of being normal about them, I choose to be stupid."

and a lot more. >>.

hell yeah!

plus she used the exact same character type for her "adult" novel The Host
that one was okay[despite all the abuse in it]

it always been 40% off at Borders for Borders Rewards members and 20% off for regular customers[wonder why???] the thing i hate though is that at Borders, the first thing i see when i go browsing for books is an entire shelf dedicated to Twilight crap

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hell yeah!

plus she used the exact same character type for her "adult" novel The Host
that one was okay[despite all the abuse in it]

it always been 40% off at Borders for Borders Rewards members and 20% off for regular customers[wonder why???] the thing i hate though is that at Borders, the first thing i see when i go browsing for books is an entire shelf dedicated to Twilight crap

I actually cringe when I see a whole shelf dedicated to Twilight. >>.

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Originally posted by Ladyluck
Um, well.. no

No, yeah, he is.

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I actually cringe when I see a whole shelf dedicated to Twilight. >>.

I feel your same pain. Twilight is the reason why I stopped going to Barnes & Noble

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I <3 Twilight.

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Originally posted by Jaeh.is.Awesome
I actually cringe when I see a whole shelf dedicated to Twilight. >>.

my eyes start puking

Oct 3rd, 2009 08:02 AM

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I feel your same pain. Twilight is the reason why I stopped going to Barnes & Noble

I know right. >>.

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my eyes start puking

that sounds so poetic stick out tongue

What annoys me most are rabid fangirls... ones that can't take it when we ~~bash~~ criticize the book.

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I know right. >>.

that sounds so poetic

What annoys me most are rabid fangirls... ones that can't take it when we ~~bash~~ criticize the book.

sounds poetic
isnt no expression

they only like it for that R Patz dood
why is beyond me though
i mean who in their right mind would like that thing???

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Oct 6th, 2009 04:07 AM

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How silly, stopping going in to a WHOLE shop just because of a book series on one shelf...

There is this wonderful thing where you can ignore it and move on to where you want to look.

stick out tongue

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How silly, stopping going in to a WHOLE shop just because of a book series on one shelf...

There is this wonderful thing where you can ignore it and move on to where you want to look.

it's everywhere. :shock: and you couldn't really ignore it. It's usually in front of the shop - it's like a deterrent for people who want to go in.

but I guess it is rather too much. big grin

I just make exaggerated grossed out faces when I pass by the books.

no fan has attacked me just yet. heh.

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Of course you can't ignore it in that way, but you ignore it another way as in not going up to the shelf and looking closer... quite simple. stick out tongue

Oct 7th, 2009 05:08 PM

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Originally posted by MildPossession
Of course you can't ignore it in that way, but you ignore it another way as in not going up to the shelf and looking closer... quite simple.

no I've tried. the damn series is everywhere no matter what form it's in. It's either posters, books, random ass chess pieces, or signs for the damned series on the windows and doors. If Barnes and Noble wants to promote a crappy book like that so badly be my guest because I will never go there again if they think that's a book worth promoting that much (which doesn't say much for the books that are under promoted that deserve the attention)

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Where to start?

1. It is poorly written. I have actually read a fanfiction about a giant squid having sex with Hogwarts that was more skillfully written than Twilight.

2. The vampires are horrendously gay. They sparkle and don't have fangs. They aren't vampires. They're homosexual zombies.

3. The very fact that Edward is thought of as this perfect guy by all of these little teeny-bopper children is disgusting. He's emotionally abusive to Bella, and controlling. He leaves bruises on her after sex, yet this is supposed to be fine.

4. Even Jacob is a douchebag. He forces a kiss on Bella while injuring her...And Bella's father is fine with it. This is not even talking about the fact that he...Fell in love with an infant. erm

5. The undertones that "Domestic abuse is AWWWRIGHT as long as you remind yourself that he REARRY WUVS YOU!!!"

6. Bella is just an annoying Mary Stu who is basically just a not fat Stephenie Meyer, she is what Meyer wishes she was.

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Where to start?

1. It is poorly written. I have actually read a fanfiction about a giant squid having sex with Hogwarts that was more skillfully written than Twilight.

2. The vampires are horrendously gay. They sparkle and don't have fangs. They aren't vampires. They're homosexual zombies.

3. The very fact that Edward is thought of as this perfect guy by all of these little teeny-bopper children is disgusting. He's emotionally abusive to Bella, and controlling. He leaves bruises on her after sex, yet this is supposed to be fine.

4. Even Jacob is a douchebag. He forces a kiss on Bella while injuring her...And Bella's father is fine with it. This is not even talking about the fact that he...Fell in love with an infant.

5. The undertones that "Domestic abuse is AWWWRIGHT as long as you remind yourself that he REARRY WUVS YOU!!!"

6. Bella is just an annoying Mary Stu who is basically just a not fat Stephenie Meyer, she is what Meyer wishes she was.

Add in the fact that this vampire is old as shit but he still goes to High School...

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Originally posted by Jaeh.is.Awesome
it's everywhere. :shock: and you couldn't really ignore it. It's usually in front of the shop - it's like a deterrent for people who want to go in.

but I guess it is rather too much. I just make exaggerated grossed out faces when I pass by the books.

no fan has attacked me just yet. heh.

maybe thats why kids these days would rather watch a movie based on a book than read the actual book

Oct 10th, 2009 08:55 AM

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There's a myriad of reasons why I wouldn't read Twilight, not least because of the sheer embarrassment of having done so in the climate of mass derision which exists now, but quite plainly I'm sick of vampire novels about sex (or lack thereof).

Oct 31st, 2009 03:45 AM