"Groovy" [upon gaining the chain saw /Gautlet in place of his lost right hand]
Henrietta: I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: [Aims shotgun at Henrietta's face] Swallow this.
"All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my boomstick! "
"Yo, she-b*tch... let's go!"
Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red, Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northland and leader of its peoples.
Ash: Well, hello, Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you, pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town.
Possessed S-mart Shopper: I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: Come get some.
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Alrighty you primative screw heads, you all know Ash deserves respect -- so give it.
Please post photo's, quotes and videos of Ash slaying deadites.
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"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead."
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Gender: Male Location: Everything you know is wrong.
I didn't even see this damn thread. Much love and respect to The King.
Some songs from the musical version of Evil Dead. I saw it a while back. It was pretty gangsta. Especially the music. Screw RENT. The Evil Dead Musical is the shit!
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Chuck Norris learned his trademark move, along with his sense of duty and justice, from Jesus after watching Him roundhouse kick a money changer out of the temple.
[Sheila wants to apologize to Ash]
Ash: "First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow."
__________________ "I ain't no fraggin' hero. I'm th' main man. I booze.
I womanize. I swear. An' I beat th' living crap outta
anybody I fraggin' feel like."- Lobo
Arthur: "Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?"
Ash: "Nope. Just me baby... Just me."
__________________ "I ain't no fraggin' hero. I'm th' main man. I booze.
I womanize. I swear. An' I beat th' living crap outta
anybody I fraggin' feel like."- Lobo
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