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22) For melting a million of so and recasting into a time travelling DeLorean, to be flown back to 2004 with the aim of preventing the non-Darabont script being approved.
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23) Sculpt them into one giant DVD of TAOS as a monument to be erected next to the Hollywood sign as a warning to slacker producers.
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Dec 21st, 2009 09:07 AM |
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24) Used as mirrors for spreading light into darkened interiors, in an elaborate system of precisely angled DVDs, like the Egyptians used to do.
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Dec 21st, 2009 10:41 AM |
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25) To be melted down and remoulded into humourous fake dogturds for sale at jokeshops.
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Dec 21st, 2009 01:27 PM |
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26) Recut them into throwing stars for some lame ninja movie that will prolly be more interesting than the movie on the former DVD
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Dec 23rd, 2009 10:53 AM |
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27) 200 pressed/heated/melted together for use as the most appropriate and righteous paperweight in the world.
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Dec 23rd, 2009 11:50 AM |
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Sadako of Girth
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28) To use as a substitute frisbee when walking the dog over Xmas.
(The case can be used as a poop-scooper.)
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Dec 28th, 2009 12:47 PM |
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And sticking with the frisbee notion...
29) For use as prop in a homemade UFO movie that would almost certainly been better than Indy IV, despite having being written by a man with the brain of a chihuahua and the pensmanship of an enebriated jellyfish after theyve been on crack all night and shot on a budget of £4.60.
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30) As easy carry on helpers to stop those tables in cheap restaurants from wobbling
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Dec 28th, 2009 03:07 PM |
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31) Subtitute Monocle for the beady eyed voyeur..
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Dec 28th, 2009 07:20 PM |
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32) a special token for the condom machine
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Dec 29th, 2009 09:45 AM |
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33) For Sale, when nailed to a fridge, to Speilberg and Lucas as an essential nuclear defense shelter.
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Dec 29th, 2009 09:48 PM |
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34) In wrapping a nice Halloween gift for Spielberg and Lucas with a note: "If only this was your worst nightmare!"
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Dec 30th, 2009 07:10 PM |
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35) Attempting to finally confirm or deny the school of thought that Indy IV dvds are airgun pellet proof.... in the name of science, of course.
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Jan 5th, 2010 11:30 PM |
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36) As a special odor additive in your creepy neighbor's fireplace.
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Jan 6th, 2010 08:48 AM |
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37) A roundabout for the three blind mice to practice driving round.
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Jan 6th, 2010 05:35 PM |
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38) Break it in half and there are two razors for Lucas to finally cut his beard and air his brain.
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Jan 6th, 2010 06:26 PM |
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39) Also for breaking in half, painting black and using as Batarangs in the next Batman movie.
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Jan 6th, 2010 11:04 PM |
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40) Use them as a new symbol for indicating bad films. " And the Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull DVD Award goes to...."
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Jan 7th, 2010 08:10 AM |
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41) The DVDS and cases glued together as snowshoe modifications for your regular boots in this harsh weather.
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