KMC Forums - Star Shrek / Star Wars Game --- Who Would WIn In A Fight???

Rules: pick any two characters from the Star Wars Universe that would UNLIKELY ever battle one another
and pit them together. Tell us who would win and why.

I'll start us off.

Battle #1
C-3PO VS. R2-D2

R2-D2 has been putting up with C-3P0's gunk for far too long. After a heated argument over who was responsible for them being
stranded on one of the moons of Rutan, R2-D2 goes berserk. C-3PO has his back turned complaining wildly about the arid climate
that would lead to his eventual hardware failure and R2-D2 makes a b-line for 3PO and crashes into his back making a large dent and 3PO falls over to the ground. "Why you ungrateful little garbage can, I should wash your mouth with soap!" 3PO quickly steps up and raises one leg and kicks strait across to R2-D2's face, his little eye lense comes drooping out hanging by a little spring. Then 3PO grabs R2-D2 by one of his legs and proceeds to break it off, he crushes through the plastic shell down through the gears and moving
parts within and a large crack and puff of smoke comes poofing out of R2. C-3PO then tries to knock over R2 but R2 quickly maneuvers around C-3PO and rams him to the ground once more. This time he would not let him up again. R2-D2 quickly rolls over one of 3PO's arms, making him immobile and then R2 positions himself over 3PO's head and R2 then fires a projectile grappling hook through the head of C-3PO and there is a large explosion and scream from 3PO as the speared bit rips through his skull and opens up after exiting his mouth. R2-D2 then pulls away from C-3PO's lifeless body and he quickly jerks the hook embedded in 3PO's head and it yanks off dragging behind him in the dust.

Who is next?