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How about you STFU and accept dem apples.


Force choke: Covered. Snape can cast non verbal spells while being force choked. Or just apparate away.

Force push/pull: Covered. Snape just apparates away.

Force lightning: Covered it just now. Snape says confundus before Sidious attacks. OR, if Snape has his head up his ass and is actually being hit with the attack, he merely shouts out "Confundus."

FACT: Force lightning does NOT kill right away. It takes a while.



What else ya got?


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Ahhhhh the sweet tones of the anguished crying and the gimping.

Like an old friend or a favorite sonnet or song.

Like a well worn old glove

Like a beautiful sunrise's reflection in a morning lake.

Like a the 1st smoke of the day with a cup tea..


If you could bottle those wizard tears/juices, harvest just a tenth of the energy that you put into desperate, desperate gimping, we could go to other galaxies on it.




But til then we'll all sit round listening to the screams, and the panicked rhythmic flapping of the bottom lip and marvel at the will of a man who ignores such basic and understandable concepts as precog and force lightning, force chokes preventing the ability to speak/cast silly spells.

Not to mention that Snape so far has been killed by:

* Electrocution

* Lightsabre decapitation

* Mind trick

* Choking/Neck breaking



I'm looking forward to the tears and gimping continuing though as you continue to ignore these valid points and put both fingers in your ears going blahhhhhnannaannnnnanananblahhhhhnnnanaanaaaaah until the Palpatine takes pity and gives the wizard the win.


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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Force choke: Covered. Snape can cast non verbal spells while being force choked. Or just apparate away.

Force push/pull: Covered. Snape just apparates away.

Force lightning: Covered it just now. Snape says confundus before Sidious attacks. OR, if Snape has his head up his ass and is actually being hit with the attack, he merely shouts out "Confundus."

FACT: Force lightning does NOT kill right away. It takes a while.



What else ya got?


Apparation covered: Cant do it whilst being choked or electrocuted, or contained by force pull.

See above

Siduous would know this was about to happen, and make either mindtrick or Choke the 1st move, WIN.

It depends. Sidious has exhibited control over the amount. Sometimes he likes a nice slow roast up, other times he gives it the old "Unlimited powerrrrrrrr" and just blasts fools from Coruscant all the way to Inglewood.


Palpapwned.


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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Ahhhhh the sweet tones of the anguished crying and the gimping.

Like an old friend or a favorite sonnet or song.

Like a well worn old glove

Like a beautiful sunrise's reflection in a morning lake.

Like a the 1st smoke of the day with a cup tea..


If you could bottle those wizard tears/juices, harvest just a tenth of the energy that you put into desperate, desperate gimping, we could go to other galaxies on it.




But til then we'll all sit round listening to the screams, and the panicked rhythmic flapping of the bottom lip and marvel at the will of a man who ignores such basic and understandable concepts as precog and force lightning, force chokes preventing the ability to speak/cast silly spells.
Aw, K.

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Not to mention that Snape so far has been killed by:

* Electrocution
No, he hasn't. Snape casts spells faster than Sidious casts force lightning. Or Apparate away before it hits him. And, most importantly, SPEAK while being electrocuted. One word and Sidious is mind raped.

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* Lightsabre decapitation
Won't even get close. Snape spells his as before Sidious gets within striking distance. Or just apparate away.

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* Mind trick
Only works on the weak minded. Snape isn't selling death sticks here, nor is he looking for droids on Tattooine.

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* Choking/Neck breaking
Snape apparates away. Or hits Sidious with a non verbal spell. How? Force choke is NOT an instant killer.



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I'm looking forward to the tears and gimping continuing though as you continue to ignore these valid points and put both fingers in your ears going blahhhhhnannaannnnnanananblahhhhhnnnanaanaaaaah until the Palpatine takes pity and gives the wizard the win.
Role reversal, eh? What else ya got?

Nothing.


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Fail. Saying one word>>>>>>>>>>>>casting force lightning.


Knowing what your opponent is going to do before they do it and having the superior reaction-time which allows you to react first bends any and all arguments you've had and will ever have concerning your wizards over a barrel and thoroughly does it in the ass, sir.

12 pages and you've yet to counter this.


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Nothing else is required. smile

Palps wins, mr "Jedi have faster precog than Spiderman".

Pre-cog.








Now if YOU had pre-cog, you might have seen that coming.

But for now, you might wanna work on your now-cog. stick out tongue


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Knowing what your opponent is going to do before they do it and having the superior reaction-time which allows you to react first bends any and all arguments you've had and will ever have concerning your wizards over a barrel and thoroughly does it in the ass, sir.



......and doesn't even buy it breakfast.


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......and doesn't even buy it breakfast.


Now that's just rude.


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Knowing what your opponent is going to do before they do it and having the superior reaction-time which allows you to react first bends any and all arguments you've had and will ever have concerning your wizards over a barrel and thoroughly does it in the ass, sir.

12 pages and you've yet to counter this.


Pay attention.............

Force Lightning: Snape casts spells faster than Sidious casts force lightning. Or Apparate away before it hits him. And, most importantly, SPEAK while being electrocuted. One word and Sidious is mind raped.

Lightsabre decapitation: Won't even get close. Snape spells his as before Sidious gets within striking distance. Or just apparate away.

Mind trick: Only works on the weak minded. Snape isn't selling death sticks here, nor is he looking for droids on Tattooine.

Choking/Neck breaking: Snape apparates away. Or hits Sidious with a non verbal spell. How? Force choke is NOT an instant killer.

Force push/pull: Apparition.




So, same question to you as I posed to your puppet......What else ya got?


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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nothing else is required. smile

Palps wins, mr "Jedi have faster precog than Spiderman".

Pre-cog.








Now if YOU had pre-cog, you might have seen that coming.

But for now, you might wanna work on your now-cog. stick out tongue
Useless in a duel. Try again. Useles as Snape whispers "confundus."

Try again.


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Pay attention.............

Force Lightning: Snape casts spells faster than Sidious casts force lightning. Or Apparate away before it hits him. And, most importantly, SPEAK while being electrocuted. One word and Sidious is mind raped.

Lightsabre decapitation: Won't even get close. Snape spells his as before Sidious gets within striking distance. Or just apparate away.

Mind trick: Only works on the weak minded. Snape isn't selling death sticks here, nor is he looking for droids on Tattooine.

Choking/Neck breaking: Snape apparates away. Or hits Sidious with a non verbal spell. How? Force choke is NOT an instant killer.

Force push/pull: Apparition.

So, same question to you as I posed to your puppet......What else ya got?


Paid and covered, repeatedly.

Sidious is faster and has precog; if Snape does TP first, he'll have lighting or a crush waiting for him.

Lightsabre not really needed. See above.

Sidious also happens to be one of the most powerful Force-wielders ever. So mind-tricking Snape could work, though not needed. See above.

Force-crush his throat? He's not doing shit except spitting blood and dieing. Mace was able to instantly Force-crush part or General Grievous' chest, a soft throat should be exponentially easier.

Fore push/pull, he'd need a second to recover his bearing. But not really needed. See above.

Nothing else needed, as you have yet to prove a point since page 1 in these various threads.


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Nope. Its not. Those epic 2034 hour lightsabre fights wouldnt be able to happen unless they were both precogging, knowing where to block whats coming next in ridiculous high speed combo exchanges for all that time with weapons that can dismember or kill at first impact.


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Now that's just rude.



True, but ''Alls fair in love, war, and pro-wizard-argument-assrapings." stick out tongue


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Covered. Sidious is faster; if Snape does TP first, he'll have lighting or a crush waiting for him.
Force crush was a Vader feat, and ONLY when Vader was emotionally destroyed at Padmes death. It's one thing to say "An uber wizard/Jedi can do what a lesser wizard/jedi can", but that relates to shit like Mace Windu never being shown using force push, or Sirius never shown using Crucio. Vader was the only one ever shown using the force crush thing, AND he was a wreck.

Force lightning, well, observe:




Palps was giving Luke everything he had and it wasn't killing him. Force lightning is a torturing force power, kinda like Crucio. It does NOT kill instantly. Also, Snape can speak while being hit with it.


Force lightning angle: Buried.

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Lightsabre not really needed.
It is kinda useless here.

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Sidious also happens to be one of the most powerful Force-wielders ever. So mind-tricking Snape could work, though not needed. See above.
Doesn't work on the weak minded, doesn't matter how powerful the force user.

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Force-crush his throat? He's not doing shit except spitting blood and dieing. Mace was able to instantly Force-crush part or General Grievous' chest, a soft throat should be exponentially easier.
Again, force crush was an exclusive Vader feat. Also only shown used when the force user is an emotional wreck.

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Fore push/pull, he'd need a second to recover his bearing. But not really needed. See above.
Hardly. You're making an assumption.

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Nothing else needed, as you have yet to prove a point since page 1 in these various threads.
Nah, this thread is mine. I've raped every pitiful argument you've thrown my way.


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Nope. Its not. Those epic 2034 hour lightsabre fights wouldnt be able to happen unless they were both precogging, knowing where to block whats coming next in ridiculous high speed combo exchanges for all that time with weapons that can dismember or kill at first impact.


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I agree, you[re 100% right. Good post.

however, the same Jedi were NEVER shown using the same speed while casting force attacks.


What does this imply? That they can't. That force attacks requires that much more to execute.


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Lol you've "raped every wizard thrown your way", you mean, obviously. smile

'Seriously' though..

You lost, and just havent realised.
But the beauty of internet threads, is that when you re-read though those funny "word" things contained within it, and actually think about the 'words' and what they mean, at some point in the future, you will see....and we will all lol together and drink beverages and remember the good times.


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Force crush was a Vader feat, and ONLY when Vader was emotionally destroyed at Padmes death.

Nah, this thread is mine. I've raped every pitiful argument you've thrown my way.


LoL, Mace used Force crush in the animated film in crush Grevious, just like that. It's a Force-ability, dude. Your gimp is powerless compared to the Dark-Side.

So Snape's throat is gone and Sidious frys him while he's choking to death, cos that's the kind of evil bastard he is. "Fellatio" all you like, the end.


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LoL, Mace used Force crush in the animated film in crush Grevious, just like that. It's a Force-ability, dude. Your gimp is powerless compared to the Dark-Side.

So Snape's throat is gone, "fellatio" all you like, the end.



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Slurrrp slurrrrrp sluuuuuurrrrrrp! Oh Voldy....Vol..ahhh Voldyyyyyiiiiiiahhhhhhhhhhh.... Snaaaaaapeee ...Yes...god damn it.. get that wand in my ass NOW... Ohhhhhh Sna---aa-a-aa-ape!


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LoL, Mace used Force crush in the animated film in crush Grevious, just like that. It's a Force-ability, dude. Your gimp is powerless compared to the Dark-Side.

So Snape's throat is gone and Sidious frys him while he's choking to death, cos that's the kind of evil bastard he is. "Fellatio" all you like, the end.


LOL nah, Snape utters a single word faster than the force attack is cast, duder.




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NOT a movie. Now, if Force Crush was used in the movie below:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1185834/

Post a vid. Wait a minute........Mace Windu is NOT a "lesser Jedi/Sith" than Sidious. So.......Your argument falls flat on it's face, babe. It's like me saying that Snape can do whatever Voldemort can do. Force Crush argument buried.




Now......that brings up full circle, back to this:

Force Lightning: Snape casts spells faster than Sidious casts force lightning. Or Apparate away before it hits him. And, most importantly, SPEAK while being electrocuted. One word and Sidious is mind raped.

Lightsabre decapitation: Won't even get close. Snape spells his as before Sidious gets within striking distance. Or just apparate away.

Mind trick: Only works on the weak minded. Snape isn't selling death sticks here, nor is he looking for droids on Tattooine.

Choking/Neck breaking: Snape apparates away. Or hits Sidious with a non verbal spell. How? Force choke is NOT an instant killer.

Force push/pull: Apparition.




So, once again.......got anything else?


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Was in the animated film The Clone Wars. Lolz, dude, Force-crush is just an extension of every other Force-telekinesis ability, though typically a dark-side power, iirc.

But if you're going to cry and gimp about it, Vader used Force-crush; he's lesser than Sidious.

So Snape's got a mangled throat and is choking to death, your ball.

BTW, you're pretty much argued that Snape can do any wizardly feat on the grounds that "he's a powerful wizard."


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