Captain America
Spiderman
Wolverine
Batman
Green Arrow
Hawkeye
Zauriel
Hawk Girl
Hawk Man
Hawk Woman
Beast Boy
Plastic Man
Reed Richards
The Thing
Colossus
STIPS:
Teams gets a week to discuss strategy in the fight, but they don't get to use any of their non-standard equipment during the fight. The fight takes place in NYC, and Thanos just appears in Central Park to start the fight. The team knows this, and they get to pick their starting locations.
No BFR, and Thanos is only using his fists. No energy attacks.
__________________ posted by Badabing
I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
The Hawk-guys use their wings to blow up dirt into Thanos' eyes and temporarily blind him. Wolverine uses his speed to run in and stab him in the eyes and run back. Then Zauriel screams at the blinded flailing Thanos. Cap shouts "Let's finish this!" Colossus and Thing run in to grab his arms, and before Thanos shakes them off Wolverine uses his speed and claws to go for the groin slash leaving Thanos wishing he had never been born let alone gone to New York. He begs the NYPD to take him away.