All characters have standard equipment I.E. Harken
Cannon, Jackals. Alucard can go level 0. Fight takes
in Konaha. Incapacitation, BFR, or kill counts for a win.
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Kisame's mobile lake is a big threat to them (water weakness, and none of their firepower could get through). Itachi's and Sasuke's amaterasu is of course quite deadly and something that's useful even against Anderson as it'll keep burning endlessly even as he regenerates. And of course, Itachi's Susano'o bypasses all matters of regen by simply sealing away the opponent, and Madara can do similarly with warping.
Sasori disarms all weapons with his Kazekage puppet, no wires for Walter, guns for Seras, or blades for Anderson.
Sasuke's Kirin and Deidara's bombs are a good way to kill any foe, or multiple foes, at least once.
And then there's Pain.
Effectively 13 to 4 odds (or more, when you throw in summons) means the Hellsing people are just outnumbered and outgunned. The only thing they have going for them is how hard Alucard and Anderson are to kill, and even that has limits.
Close numbers would be a good fight, but this is just stompy.
TBH I think current Madara could actually solo even without the statue. they can't really hurt him so eventually he would be able to get his hands on them and BFR or soul drain w/ rinnegan.
They have, at most, a small speed advantage, no-where near enough to blitz the ninja (they have been seen reacting to mach-speed attacks, and the only thing mach speed in Hellsing are bullets and similar), and the Akatsuki have all kinds of defensive moves.
So no problems there.
The real kekkei genkai isn't the sands, it's the magnetism used to control the sands. He can just grab them and control them directly.
So, like, if Anderson throws a dozens blades, Sasori can redirect them at all the Hellsing people in the same way he uses sand attacks.
Not quite. The Dandy was pretty much stuck having to do nothing but defend under Seras's barrage.
They're extremely hard to target, but guns are regularly shown to be effective weapons able to hit them in the right hands. That's part of why Alucard carries his.
The average vampire in Hellsing can dodge a bullet, Dandyman cut one of the Harkonnen's rounds in half, and if the massive size and power did not tip you off, the Harkonnen fires its rounds faster than the majority of guns.
Also, what mach speed attacks have the ninjas shown to avoid?
Yea, by getting out of the way/predicting it with the third eye. Their actual speed is no-where near a bullets- when they were limited in their route in the minefield, the Geese could see and target them.
Dodging something doesn't mean you're near as fast as something. You can dodge a car without going near as fast as it.
Yes, the Dandy did, but he was pinned down in the process- he was throwing cards as fast as he could just to defend himself. That is, his cards were going fast enough to intercept the bullets, he himself was far slower.
Sasori's iron sands were visibly supersonic and Chiyo was able to throw entire puppets into their path, as are Lee and Gai with gates removed, making visible shockwaves in the air.
Note that that means they're at *least* mach 1, but could be doing much faster.