Dark Helmet: I said across her nose not up it.
Gunner: Im sorry sir im doing my best.
Col. Sanaders: who hired that guy?
Major: I did sir hes my cousin.
Dark Helmet: whos he?
Col. Sanaders: hes an a$$hole sir.
I know that but what his name
Col. Sanaders: that is his name a$$hole, major a$$hole
Dark Helmet: and his cousin?
Col. Sanaders: hes an a$$hole too, gunnerman phillip a$$hole.
Dark Helmet: how many a$$holes we got on this ship.
All: YO!
Dark Helmet: I knew it im surrounded by a$$holes. Keep Firing a$$holes.
Gender: Male Location: Living my life, fighting my war.
Re: spaceballs
My favorite part:
Dark Helmet: "Lonestar I am your father's brother's former room mate"
Lonestar: "Then what does that make us?"
DH: Absoluteally nothing, which is what you will soon be.
OR:
DH: I see that you'r schwarts is as big as mine.