I want to make this clear, right now, right here. I do not, I reshit, I do not hide small infants in any Swiss Accounts. I'm not sure all of you realize this, but paper currency and a small, middle class, possibly white newborn are of two different sizes. The latter of which fails to fit into any known cash slot located on any Swiss ATM that I have stopped at. Therefore I can hardly be accused of harboring anywhere from 200,000 to 400,000 possible infants with their small little jew noses that make em cute..... At least for the first nine years.
This was not my intention. I thought that at the time, during my major fiscal year, perhaps it would be a swell idea to get my taxes done at Taft&Co, that is one mistake that I have been trying to clear myself of. So much that my late assistant, Mr. Roland B. Utah, was driven into suicide via Little League Brawl. Even though I adviced him several times to save that for the big leagues. I can just picture him up there among the clouds smiling down at me sipping a nice glass of bourbon with all the other liberal chubby chasers. God bless that awful, awful man.
My family came here like any immigrant family has. Inside an unmarked, white truck sitting atop several stacks of counterfeit Nintendo 64s stealthily marked as Game Station 69s. They then made their money like most urban youths, turning tricks but using an Avon salesman/woman persona as a front. How dare the Amerikan people call my patriotism into question? I am as American as Ted Danson defecating into a 16yr old Thai individual of the sometimes female catagory.
Last edited by Scythe on Jul 10th, 2012 at 08:38 AM