Know what, **** it. I'll see this movie. I'll even pay premium theater ticket money for it.
Mark Wahlberg is running around with a hooge-phuck sword. I'm not even a Marky Mark fan, but that alone makes the movie worth seeing.
The only way this could get any better is if Tom Cruise had a role.
"The Daemon lied with every breath. It could not help itself but to deceive and dismay, to riddle and ruin. The more we conversed, the closer I drew to one singularly ineluctable fact: I would gain no wisdom here."