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Sadako of Girth
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He showed emotion. Purged it and kicked 4 movies worth of arse (IE Successfully ran the gauntlet) without out getting killed once.

Something Bauer has no hope of doing. smile

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Lestov16
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LOL Well thats very kind of you, but no that cream is yours without doubt,

Nope

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and I being driven only by reason, cited screenfeats and logic

Did they get driven off a cliff?

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shall be needing none.

But you are bleeding red and white.....

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McWin.

Sorry, the Feces-eating contest isn't until next month. Don't worry though. McClane undoubtedly has his win secured smile

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Jul 30th, 2012 09:15 PM

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He showed emotion. Purged it

No he didn't. He's always crying and complaining about his circumstances like a 5 year old.

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and kicked 4 movies worth of arse

192 hours>>>>>>>>>........8 hours

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(IE Successfully ran the gauntlet)

Thanks to malfunctioning grenades and retarded pilots laughing

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without out getting killed once.

Because he never encountered threats that dangerous because he only is effective against amateur hour wannabes. Once again, McBiased strawmanning.

The blood/Mcseed pool leaking from you is really starting to flow now. I'm going to need a mop....

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Jul 30th, 2012 09:23 PM

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Except for that scene in Die Hard.....when he cried

Pic or GTFO

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Sadako of Girth
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[B]No he didn't. He's always crying and complaining about his circumstances like a 5 year old.

Nope. Purging release followed by killathon.

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192 hours>>>>>>>>>........8 hours

And if you add the serious action bits add up and condense them of 24, it'd probably be less than the 8-9 hours of DH (soon to be further btw by another couple of hours of mayhem and brutality)
DH has a way better screentime/action ratio.

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Thanks to malfunctioning grenades and retarded pilots

No malfunction in those grenades. They went off.
And those "retarded" pilots were NASA trained astronauts next to Bauerverse equivalents.

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Because he never encountered threats that dangerous because he only is effective against amateur hour wannabes. Once again, McBiased strawmanning.

Well since there were no amateurs, you're wrong.

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The blood/Mcseed pool leaking from you is really starting to flow now. I'm going to need a mop....

Nope that on the floor is Bauer leakage from you, Im afraid. From both of your ends. laughing out loud

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Jul 30th, 2012 09:31 PM

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101:00

GTFO with your McBias

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Jul 30th, 2012 09:45 PM

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Nope. Purging release followed by killathon.

That isn't shit compared to what Jack did on Day 6.

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And if you add the serious action bits add up and condense them of 24, it'd probably be less than the 8-9 hours of DH (soon to be further btw by another couple of hours of mayhem and brutality)

I've seen no brutality in any Die Hard film as violent as Jack ripping out a man's throat with his teeth

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DH has a way better screentime/action ratio.

I can guarantee you if LFODH was in real-time format it would have been a longggg movie of nothing

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No malfunction in those grenades. They went off.

After 2 minutes laughing

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And those "retarded" pilots were NASA trained astronauts next to Bauerverse equivalents.

NASA trains their pilot to fly under crumbling structures? That Retarded Amateur Factor really affects everyone doesn't it.

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Well since there were no amateurs, you're wrong.

Not doing a patdown is an amateur mistake, so you're wrong

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Nope that on the floor is Bauer leakage from you, Im afraid. From both of your ends.

How? Bauer doesn't eject semen. He ejects radioactive molten steel, so clearly that red and white leakage there belongs to you

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Jul 30th, 2012 09:54 PM

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101:00

GTFO with your McBias

101:00 is Hans talking to the FBI, so again, post a pic or GTFO.

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Jul 30th, 2012 10:01 PM

Lestov16
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101:24

Starts crying like a bytch laughing

GTFO with your screen-capturing

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Jul 30th, 2012 10:13 PM

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How you scrape the barrel to try and make McClane seem weak in some clown-attempt to somehow make Bauer seem better.

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Showing some discomfort cos your bare feet were shredded by glass isn't "crying like a bytch."

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Jul 30th, 2012 10:20 PM

Lestov16
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Bauer cried man-tears because he was forced to become a monster that day

McClane cried bytch tears because of some glass in his foot. Listen to him talk. His voice is cracking and everything laughing

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Jul 30th, 2012 10:24 PM

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Bauer cries like a *****, stop trying to marginalize his bitchcryingness.

Maybe in crazy Lestovland showing discomfort cos your bare feet have shards of glass in them is "crying".

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Jul 30th, 2012 10:27 PM

Lestov16
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Well in Bauerland, where Jack takes 20 months of torture out of sheer willpower and then the day he comes back kills 51 people, crying because of glass in your foot is weak bitchcryingness.

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Jul 30th, 2012 10:32 PM

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Cept McClane never actually cried, that's Bauer's baby. There's no time to cry in the Diehard-Verse, things need to get done. Just accept that you were wrong, McClane's not cried.

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Jul 30th, 2012 10:35 PM

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Rob, you're an idiot.

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How you scrape the barrel to try and make McClane seem weak in some clown-attempt to somehow make Bauer seem better.

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Showing some discomfort cos your bare feet were shredded by glass isn't "crying like a bytch."

This is:(please log in to view the image) and this: (please log in to view the image)

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Lestov16
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He was massively weakened after sustaining an injury that Bauer, who has tanked 20 months of torture, would have shrugged off

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Jul 30th, 2012 10:41 PM

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He was massively weakened after sustaining an injury that Bauer, who has tanked 20 months of torture, would have shrugged off

If by "massively weakened" you mean "went on to obliterate his enemies and save the day", agreed. Cos that's Die Hard.

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Jul 30th, 2012 10:44 PM

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Yeah, but Bauer would have done it quicker. He would finish the whole gauntlet while McClane would still be struggling with breaking Ramon out of prison (if he even got that far) laughing

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Jul 30th, 2012 10:49 PM

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Yeah, but Bauer would have done it quicker. He would finish the whole gauntlet while McClane would still be struggling with breaking Ramon out of prison (if he even got that far)

You've yet to prove Bauer survives Die Hard, being so small, he'd likely have bled-out in the first 60mins.

Repeat: This thread isn't about McClane.

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Jul 30th, 2012 10:51 PM

Lestov16
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Based on his one-man raids of Fayed's compound and Nokavich's consulates, both with just handguns, Bauer would have put a stealthy bullet in everyone in Hans crew before Hans even had time to interrogate Takagi.

Hell, he snaps necks without needing stairs. laughing

Also, it is about McClane if you are going to use him as a strawman

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