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Jack Bauer vs John McClane
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Robtard
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Alright, I'd like to correct myself from my previous stance, you do actually believe "following the rules = gimping", which makes you a moron.


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You think that McClane has better feats than Bauer, even though he clearly doesn't, which makes you a trolling retard


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McClane's feats in the MOVIES show he does since this is an MVF thread. Your inability to follow the most basic rule in here, followed by your butthurt fueled troll rants and crying make you a proven moron and a nancy-boy. smile

Follow the rules, stop crying, stop trolling. It's really that simple. smile


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So you think that McClane in his pussy-bytch 8 hours of pathetic feats and needing to be saved by utter chumps like overweight cops and Justin Long, actually has better feats than Bauer does in his 192 awesome-as-f*ck hours of saving civilization's ass and amassing a body count that rivals most horror film killer? laughing

Again, you are a retarded troll. Bauer wins because he has better feats. You can't dispute this smile


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It's been explained to you over and over, you're just not intelligent enough to understand the concept of the MVF. smile

LoL, I don't have to dispute it(though I have and slapped you senseless before), the rules of the forum prove you wrong and prove McClane wins. So you're just pwning yourself now. smile


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laughing And yet you still maintain your bullshit assertion that McClane has superior feats to Bauer despite the fact that Bauer clearly outclasses him on any level. McChump has no feats that compare with Bauer's. Bauer wins because he has better feats. smile

You have to have an IQ in the negative integers to think that McClane wins when Bauer blatantly has superior feats


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1) Follow the forum rules (this would be you posting valid movie feats) smile

2) Stop trolling (see above + stop trying to turn the debate into an insult fest as a way to distract from #1) smile smile

3) Stop being a moron (see 1 & 2) smile smile smile


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Stop dodging the question, trollboy. Do you think McClane in his 8 hours of screen time has better feats than Bauer in his 192 hours of screentime? It's a quite simple question with a even simpler answer, and an even more simplistic mind required to get it wrong smile


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John Bauer wins.


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A merge between Jack Bauer and John Rambo would win anything


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Stop dodging the question, trollboy. Do you think McClane in his 8 hours of screen time has better feats than Bauer in his 192 hours of screentime? It's a quite simple question with a even simpler answer, and an even more simplistic mind required to get it wrong smile




Since you didn't realize that the underlined and blue text I posted was a hypertext, I'll explain if for you, since I am kind smile It links to the forum rules; you need to learn these first before you ask others to answer what are irrelevant questions meant only to distract away from your fanboy idiocy and to troll. smile

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f102/t543649.html <--- clicky, genius. smile


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You're still dodging laughing out loud


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You're still dodging and ignoring the forum rules smile smile

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http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f102/t543649.html <--- clicky, genius smile


Until you can post within the rules, McClane wins smile


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edit:

Obligatory-once-in-a-while Jack Bauer wins post.


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Oh god, it's contagious.


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John McClane lost to a girl. Jack woulda put two in her chest just like he did Nina.


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Derp. Funny, McClane was alive and she was dead at the end of the confrontation. But yeah, he "lost". Derp-troll-derp-a-derp-derp. Derp.

Jack Bauer barely damaged(slight bloody lip) Nina with his headbutt, not that it matters since it's not a valid movie feat either.


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Nah, she beat McClane senseless and he had no choice but to run her over in a truck.


Jack just shoots bitches.


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Nah, she beat McClane senseless and he had no choice but to run her over in a truck.

Jack just shoots bitches.


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Derp. Derp-troll-derp-a-derp-derp. Derp.


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Pretty sure she ***** kicked him out a window.


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