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Agent Phil Coulson (Marvel Cinematic Universe)
(please log in to view the image) Clark Gregg as Agent Phil Coulson.
When Agent Coulson is on the case, you can bet your last dollar that shit gets done.
Whether it's babysitting Tony Stark, tracking down Thor's hammer, or threatening to blow up a city block unless he talks to Black Widow, he is Nick Fury's go-to guy. Even Tony comes to respect him (in his own way) after the Helicarrier fiasco when he stands up to Loki, despite it costing him his life. But Fury took Coulson's final words to heart, using his death to bring the Avengers together as a team.
Gotta show respect where it's due and Phil deserves as much.
Chuck Norris learned his trademark move, along with his sense of duty and justice, from Jesus after watching Him roundhouse kick a money changer out of the temple.