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John McClane vs Solid Snake

McClane from the Die Hard series against Solid Snake from the Metal Gear series.

Setting is the gigantic Mall of America.

1) Hand to hand in the food court. Both start 25 feet apart. Food court tables, chairs, etc, can be utilized.

2) Both start at opposite ends of the mall. Both have a Beretta 9mm with 4 nine round clips, a throwing knife, and a Zippo lighter. Hunt and kill. Only one walks away.


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1) Solid Snake pwns.
2) Solid Snake WTF pwns.


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Snake curb stomps both scenarios.


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McClane solos.


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Snake only needs his bare hands in both scenarios.


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McClane's not falling for the 'hide under a box and sneak around' trick, you fat prick.


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He doesn't have to.

Snake caves McClane's skull in with a single punch.


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Stronger forces have tried to cave in the McSkull; they've not been successful to date, you jizz monger.


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Stronger forces have tried to cave in the McSkull; they've not been successful to date, you jizz monger.


Were they stronger then Class 100?


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Were they stronger then Class 100?


Class 101


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Class 101


So weaker then an older, weaker Snake when he physically restrained Vamp, who physically clashes with a guy capable of holding back giant battleships.

Good to know.


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McClane is a weakling who would lose against a grape slushie if he challenged it to a fight laughing out loud


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McClane is a weakling who would lose against a grape slushie if he challenged it to a fight laughing out loud


Don't let the butt-hurt from constantly losing make you bitter. bro.


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Good advice, but it applies more to you than me wink


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Solid Snake dismantles Mac


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McClane outruns explosions, he blitzes Snake stick out tongue


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McClane outruns explosions, he blitzes Snake stick out tongue


Snake dodges shots from railguns in the middle of a snow storm.


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McClane's not falling for the 'hide under a box and sneak around' trick, you fat prick.

I might just stalk you around KMC if you keep making me giggle like this.


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I might just stalk you around KMC if you keep making me giggle like this.
Do it.


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McClane, dog.


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