Registered: Jul 2010
Location: 4th Street Underpass, Manhattan
What's that? A post with once againno evidenceandblatant trolling and butthurt about threads on a completely different sub-forum Of course. why expect any different when you've already shown how staunch your ignorance is?
Telling someone to go watch the film instead of posting the evidence yourself is trolling, because you are making baseless claims without backing them up. State the instances in those films in which McClane ever outclasses Bauer in H2H, gunfights, or melee, or GTFO with your inane nonsensical bullshit
Registered: Aug 2004
Location: McClane's Right one
Nope there evidence are the movies, and many other threads you attempted to troll with that backfired all in your face when you were continually proved wrong..
McClane's feats are superhuman. Bankable screenfeats. Incontrovertible, unarguable, ungimpable and undeniable.
Just like the McClane factor that makes them possible that you continually tried to gimp, deny and ignore here.
You were proved wrong on screen feats and then cried about it making Bauer vs McClane thread no.562,9 here and were logically and justly smited again on the very AVF you cried to get made in the hope of somehow sneaking a win in on when all other cheating, gimping, downplaying and denying failed for you before.
So clearly it is you who can 'GTFO' with your tissues and carry on weeping.
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Last edited by Sadako of Girth on Sep 26th, 2012 at 10:28 PM
Registered: Aug 2004
Location: McClane's Right one
Through Lesty's eyes the Bluesmobile was a regular shitty Dodge that was never shown doing anything that a wheelless, burned out engineless dodge that has been buried under a cubed trucks in a scrapyard couldnt do, cause the Bluesmobile never had feats by his definition. It according to him, most likely, never had the Bluesmobile factor.
(Unless it was once sat in by Jack Bauer, in which case it could defeat Unicron simply by shining its lights into orbit, according to his biased thinking)
Registered: Jul 2010
Location: 4th Street Underpass, Manhattan
So your response to me asking that you provide evidence in this thread of McClane doing anything in his films to outclass McClane in H2H, gunfights, and CQB, is to not provide evidence or back up any of your claims (and note I provided specific evidence and proof of every single one of my claims in this thread), but tell me to either go to a completely different sub-forum or to re-watch all 4 films? I just want to have everything straight before I report you for trolling
Registered: Jul 2005
Location: Captain's Chair, CA
You're not fooling me into retyping what's been posted time and time again proving McClane's shooting, fighting, inhuman durability, insane resourcefulness and the McClane Factor affecting the world around him, where cars launch into the air like missiles, when by all the known laws of physics they rightfully shouldn't. McClane is not bound by the laws that govern the universe, deal with it.
If you keep pretending like these haven't been posted many a time now, I shall report you, sir!
Registered: Jul 2010
Location: 4th Street Underpass, Manhattan
So again, you're not backing up your claims in this thread, and are instead talking meaninglessly about another sub-forum? Your trolling is more blatant than a hypernova
Registered: Jul 2010
Location: 4th Street Underpass, Manhattan
I know how much you enjoyed rubbing your face on Rogue Jedi's man-meat, but I'm not him, and that's clearly not my argument, so GTFO with your McBiased crap
Registered: Jul 2005
Location: Captain's Chair, CA
Again, you're not getting me to post McClane feats of shooting, fightning, durability and general awesomeness, you'll simply ignore and claim "no feats where posted".
Wut? Don't know if you A) misunderstood what I said, B) are strawmanning or C) you've simply just lost it. Is is C)? I bet it's C).
Registered: Aug 2004
Location: McClane's Right one
Gunfeats: Shooting every one dead in all 4 movies, killing everyone he faced in a gunfight, from international mercs, thieves, fort brag trained marines, seals, etc etc, Taking out a chopper by shooting the tiny target at range that is a junction box with a 38. snubnose, causing the wires it supported to tangle the rotors..with only two shits availiable...drawing from his shoulderblades expertly ripping off thick, well secured electrical tape and nailing two enemies, one with a headshot, whom was covering McClane with an Mp5...
H2H/Unar,ed, Whilst brutish and savage, McClane killed and or incapacitated all of his opponents he faced and went on to save the day in in 4 major motion pictures against thieves, mercs, top level Marines, seals etc etc Even taking out a 747 with a Zippo during one such encounter in highly unorthodox fashion...
McClane has never died onscreen, unlike Jack "Cant do shit without CTU full support, died cause of an old lady's tazer that little dogs survive with only a slight limp for a week" ass Bauer.
McClane out survives, and out endures Bauer.
McClane kills more people proportionally timewise than Bauer,
(Functioning in 2 hour movies rather than 24 hour series.)
McClane has more games, is harder to kill due to attrubutes, being more effective and having more regen ability..
So fine. Report us, Mr.Troll. We'll see how many mods are stupid enough not to see who is the real troll, downplaying ignoring evidence, gimping, multiple butthurt thread spawning and generally abusing when you cant get a win... my bet is none.
Still go for the unfair ban attempt, cause thats all you have now.
Your argument lies in tatters, destroyed fair and square across multiple threads, and all you do is habitually troll via ignoring, gimping, downplaying, lying/misrepresenting facts, strawmannery, verbal abusing, letting your angry butthurt do your Stevie Wonder style driving, and tantrumesque crying when you can't get your own way, and now you've just added trying to manipulate mods into punishing those who have won fair and square...
Registered: Jul 2010
Location: 4th Street Underpass, Manhattan
WHAT???
Any mods, or anybody who needs proof of the blatant biased trolling of the McFanboys just look right here. He outright states he is not going to post McClane's feats . What reprehensible idiocy
Registered: Aug 2004
Location: McClane's Right one
Dont worry...they'll be directed to your many butthurt threads that led you to this.. search McClane Bauer in MVF... they'll be there all day seeing you get spanked all up and down the block in every single one of them...with all the posted feats we posted there over and over again inthose threads, and half of em have they've just been re-re-re-re-re-re-summerised too just to take away your last feeble strawman tactic .
Funny you say that...you coulda fooled us...you post exactly like like a wannabe clone of his...and have the same evergreen capacity for butthurt/grudges, ability to recognise when your argument is long ago oblitorated, same pathological simultaneous hatered of McClane and anyone who argues that he can win, and ridiculous, irrational fanboy fetishism towards the opposing characater etc etc etc. And the added fetishism for McClane's ass, things like Bauer's knob going in and out of McClane's ass in all your bizarre Bauer/man rape fantasies...
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Last edited by Sadako of Girth on Sep 26th, 2012 at 11:09 PM
Registered: Jul 2010
Location: 4th Street Underpass, Manhattan
at your post Saddy. It is so full of bullshit, I'm gonna need my big shovel
Bauer's done the same.
Bauer's done the same
Bauer's done the same
Bauer's taken out choppers just by shooting them, so McClane is unimpressive. Also, McClane needed 2 shots, and the wirebox was highly visible and not a difficult target to hit
Bauer killed an entire room of people people seconds after getting stabbed in the abdomen twice.
In H2H? I realize the McBias has your head dense, but you do remember the subject you're talking about, right?
In H2H/unarmed combat?
Wow! You have the attention span of a goldfish
That tazer the old lady had in DH2 was used to knock a full-grown man unconscious with a one-second taze, and would definitely kill McClane if it was held on his heart for 10 seconds, so at your downplaying and ignorance of your own film Again, your nonsensical McBias/Idiocy rears it's ugly head
McClane takes on chump threats compared to Bauer. Your Mcbiased idiocy keeps making you ignore this.
Again, if that's the best evidence you can scrounge up from McChump's franchise, then , to your face.
So because McClane's feats suck dick compared to Bauer, Bauer wins this effortlessly.
Registered: Aug 2004
Location: McClane's Right one
Bauers done the same...? Nope he did 'his own' thing imitating McClane all the time having his dick held for him by CTU..whilst killing mediocre TV opposition all the way.
McClane took down tonnes of choppers, in the AVF, including the games especially...he did it more creatively than Mr.Generic... (who in this case is a character genre imitator ripping off McClane!!!)
And he was in a position to do so himself, not with Tony having saved him 4,756 times.. (of course, Tony couldn't always save him, having been killed by hat old lady tazer, which goes to prove that Bauer was not even as tough as a chihuahua in the DH universe, illustrating for all but the most blind and/or insane that 24 is a pussyverse compared to the DH verse.)
Your desperate and ill executed repeated attempts to shrug off the 100% accuracy of what I said just reveal your willfull Bauerload-inhibited low internetsIQ in your attempts to deny it all.
You'll be denying that Vader ever used a Lightsaber next!!!!!
They are facts. You are incapable of registering them though aren't you. Judging by your inability to see the truth, admit you're wrong and begin that awkward 1st step to building for 5 years to try to gain some dignity and maybe after another 6 years after that, some credibility.
That you still maintain that Bauer wins effortlessly when PSX McClane ALONE would murder him and everyone he knows and has met with the greatest of ease is just your comedically unaware epitaph on the headstone of your latest attempt at an argument... so that shovel will come in handy as youve been digging Bauer's grave all along in these butthurt grudgethreads of yours..... now is time to lay the wreathe.
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"Van Zan is the Pinocchio of feces." - Lestov16
Last edited by Sadako of Girth on Sep 26th, 2012 at 11:47 PM
Registered: Jul 2010
Location: 4th Street Underpass, Manhattan
Yes he has. 260+ onscreen kills
...WTF does that even mean? Stop with your retarded trolling
. Stop with your retarded trolling
You just love that helicopter feat. You are masturbating that shit out of that feat. Sorry to inform this to you ma'am, but this is not a helicopter downing contest.
McClane's copter feats have nothing to do with H2h, gunfight, or CQ melee. McClane doesn't have any impressive H2h, gunfight, or CQ melee feats compared to Bauer. Stop drinking McSemen and deal with it
Stop being a retard. McClane takes on far lesser situations than Bauer does than thus needs less help. Are you saying McClane could solo 24?
Wow. What an ignorant troll. Please re-read:
Yes. You are 100% accurate. You didn't exaggerate anything, such as:
What a lying McFool
When you post feats that actually show McClane is better than Bauer, then you will have earned my humility. Until then, the only one being humiliated is yourself.
So in the end, you have to resort to McClane's crap video game feats because you realize that he is horribly outclassed every other way
Sep 26th, 2012 09:31 PM
Of course. why expect any different when you've already shown how staunch your ignorance is? 
I realize the McBias has your head dense, but you do remember the subject you're talking about, right?
