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I think its grossly unfair, but is usually portrayed that way...

Han Solo: Captains and pilots the Falcon through all events in ANH and ESB, surviving escape from Tatooine, been tractor beamed and captured by the Death Star, the escape from the death star, participation in the Battle of Yavin, any and all events in the 3 or so years between then and Hoth, does the escape from Hoth, asteroid field flythrough against thousands to one odds, escapes the space slug, escapes multiple star destroyers (hiding on the rear of one of them) and gets away from Bespin pursued by ties....with seemingly not a scratch worth mentioning...

Then Lando gets in it, and despite his unquestionable coolness and smoothness, within the hour rams the falcon up the Death Star's backside and smashes off the radar dish and scuffs up the top of it...!! WTF I bet Han was so pissed.


Seriously though: Those captains and admirals that Vader choked out have to go in the list. Needa in particular.
And anyone else involved in that collision between Star Destroyers in the escape from Hoth bit...

And what about that captain under Dark Helmet in Spaceballs..?

Honourable mention to Captain "Lets get slugs in our ears, maroon my own crew on Ceti Alpha, allow control of the ship to fall into the hand of a revenge crazed madman and lure Kirk to his near death, almost shooting Kirk before suiciding with a phaser at maximum" Terrell of the USS Reliant.

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Zapp Brannigan is incompetently awesome.

I STILL quote that guy to this day.

"Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast."

"In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

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