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i can't believe that this thread needed to be made in order to be able to critically review van zan as a character. iirc, quan was using mcclane as some sort of conversational shield to prevent that.

but really the true total of buttrage is this + the mccane thread (#2 lol). you do that math and give us the grand total of his empty fan-wanking and tantrums.


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Okay, I did the math. 246 pages of anal wreckage.


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that's a lot of buttrage.


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Originally posted by Lestov16
LOL F4C. Your butthurt is as transparent as glass

Also Reign of Fire is on FX at this moment (coincidence, or is God stalking us?...) You guys have obviously never seen the film. Van Zan's as much of a beast as the dragons.


Why are you so mad ?

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Originally posted by Robtard
LoL, a butthurt thread would be a thread Van Zan can't win, eg Van Zan vs Forest Gump. Anyhow, your crying aside.

The combination of his skull and axe would probably stall the wood chipper after he chooses to dive into it like a "badass", so Van Zan would win the same way he won in RoF.


laughing out loud

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I have provoked a revival of the most infamous thread in recent memory... and by recent, I mean 2013...


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Legends never die. Man lestov was sure on a tear about this matchup.

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Legends never die. Man lestov was sure on a tear about this matchup.


That was because he was on the receiving end of a lot of the McClane Train's steam back then :P


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Ugh. Why resurrect this shit heap?


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I only mentioned it in passing to Surter, and Sable liked it so much he had to do it :P


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I was gonna show you a picture of my butthole, but not any more.


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I was gonna show you a picture of my butthole, but not any more.


Aww... But I didn't do it! sad

Darn it.. I have to downgrade to fingerpoking corpses again...


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Ugh. Why resurrect this shit heap?


This is the best thread ever, ur a shit heap!

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