Bashar Teg
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i can't believe that this thread needed to be made in order to be able to critically review van zan as a character. iirc, quan was using mcclane as some sort of conversational shield to prevent that.
but really the true total of buttrage is this + the mccane thread (#2 lol). you do that math and give us the grand total of his empty fan-wanking and tantrums.
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Sep 3rd, 2014 11:57 PM
Bashar Teg
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that's a lot of buttrage.
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Sep 4th, 2014 02:30 PM
Darkstorm Zero
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Bump, for posterity
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Mar 10th, 2017 02:09 PM
Dreampanther
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When aliens land and wipe all humans from the face of this planet they will point to this thread and say: "That's why."
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Mar 10th, 2017 02:15 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Lestov16
LOL F4C. Your butthurt is as transparent as glass
Also Reign of Fire is on FX at this moment (coincidence, or is God stalking us ?...) You guys have obviously never seen the film. Van Zan's as much of a beast as the dragons.
Why are you so mad ?
Sep 30th, 2017 03:35 AM
Sable
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
LoL, a butthurt thread would be a thread Van Zan can't win, eg Van Zan vs Forest Gump. Anyhow, your crying aside.
The combination of his skull and axe would probably stall the wood chipper after he chooses to dive into it like a "badass", so Van Zan would win the same way he won in RoF.
Sep 30th, 2017 03:38 AM
Darkstorm Zero
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I have provoked a revival of the most infamous thread in recent memory... and by recent, I mean 2013...
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Sep 30th, 2017 03:40 AM
Sable
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Legends never die. Man lestov was sure on a tear about this matchup.
Sep 30th, 2017 04:44 PM
Darkstorm Zero
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sable
Legends never die. Man lestov was sure on a tear about this matchup.
That was because he was on the receiving end of a lot of the McClane Train's steam back then :P
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Oct 1st, 2017 01:03 AM
Impediment
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Ugh. Why resurrect this shit heap?
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Oct 1st, 2017 05:20 PM
Darkstorm Zero
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I only mentioned it in passing to Surter, and Sable liked it so much he had to do it :P
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Oct 1st, 2017 06:11 PM
Impediment
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I was gonna show you a picture of my butthole, but not any more.
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Oct 1st, 2017 06:41 PM
Darkstorm Zero
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Impediment
I was gonna show you a picture of my butthole, but not any more.
Aww... But I didn't do it!
Darn it.. I have to downgrade to fingerpoking corpses again...
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Oct 1st, 2017 07:06 PM
Sable
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Impediment
Ugh. Why resurrect this shit heap?
This is the best thread ever, ur a shit heap!
Oct 1st, 2017 10:03 PM
NemeBro
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Bump
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Nov 5th, 2018 06:32 AM
Dreampanther
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by NemeBro
Bump
Why, Satan, why?
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Nov 5th, 2018 07:27 AM
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