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Sadako of Girth
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Ark of the covenant Survival playoff
Nazis open the Ark of the covenant with the following people present and tied to stakes like Indy and Marion were:
Hitler
Tony Stark
Nick Parker
Jack Bauer
Harry Potter
Khan
Denton Van Zan
Pinhead
Lil orphan Annie
John boy (From Waltons TV movies)
Robert Langdon
When the screaming, terror, fire, shitting ones self and general
destruction and death are over, and the cover has clunked back into position and the ash clouds have parted, who remains standing and in one piece..?
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Jun 2nd, 2013 09:34 AM |
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KingD19
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I'm assuming Tony is in his armor, and since he'd be viewing it through a camera/HUD/screen, he shouldn't be affected.
Pinhead gets a wicked boner he has to work out later.
And Harry's smart enough and had enough experience with the basilisk to just not look.
I would point out Khan, but QUanchi has wanked him so much I don't think he has anything left to give.
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Jun 2nd, 2013 09:39 AM |
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Sadako of Girth
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I largely agree there, but Harry is most likely going straight to hell, eyes closed or not, due to the bible's hardcore stance on witches, wizards and coverns and the like.
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Jun 2nd, 2013 09:43 AM |
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KingD19
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Hahahah. I didn't even think about that.
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Jun 2nd, 2013 09:44 AM |
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Sadako of Girth
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Neither did Harry. Thats why his head exploded and he turned to ash in the fires of eternal damnation. (doubly so if the Westboro Baptist Church are to be believed.) 
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Jun 2nd, 2013 09:49 AM |
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religion forum 
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http://lmgtfy.com/?q=denton+van+zan+vs
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Sadako of Girth
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