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Khan Noonien Singh vs. Yoda
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Yoda never used them in an offensive way. He only protected himself and sent one back. Watch the fight. He didn't start chucking pods at Palpatine. It was Palpatine. Khan blasts him.

I guess turning one into a spinning disk of death, and chucking it UP AGAINST NATURAL GRAVITY is somehow not a feat...
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Khan has no way to even get a shot off before he gets either torn apart or his weapon gets shredded.

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Yoda never used them in an offensive way. He only protected himself and sent one back. Watch the fight. He didn't start chucking pods at Palpatine. It was Palpatine. Khan blasts him.

FFW 5:00

Now do some flips.

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Yes, he stopped one and then sent it back. It was in response to Palps attack. Watch the movie.

it was an offensive move you effeminate ass.

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it was an offensive move you effeminate ass.

It was him defending himself and then responding in kind. He didn't just start chucking any pods Palps way. If Khan sends a pod his way he responds in kind if not Yoda tries to close the distance.

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It was him defending himself and then responding in kind. He didn't just start chucking any pods Palps way. If Khan sends a pod his way he responds in kind if not Yoda tries to close the distance.

stopping it was defense. throwing it back was offense.

i dont get it. with so little brain activity, how are you able to maintain basic bodily functions and remain conscious? by all medical accounts you should be a diaper-wearing tube-fed vegitable.

Jun 13th, 2013 03:26 PM

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Quanchi doesn't understand what "offensive move" means. No one is surprised.

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It was him defending himself and then responding in kind. He didn't just start chucking any pods Palps way. If Khan sends a pod his way he responds in kind if not Yoda tries to close the distance.

Your scriptwriting sucks balls Quan.

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FFW 5:00

Now do some flips.

In the quote you posted of mine its exactly what I described. It takes Yoda five seconds or so to spin and launch. HahahahahahahahahA.

I'd love to see him do so as Khan simply blasts him while he mediates.

Thanks for the assist.

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quanchi the broken google-chimp is upset.

yell up the basement stairs and ask mommy to make you some hotpockets.

Jun 13th, 2013 03:30 PM

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I guess turning one into a spinning disk of death, and chucking it UP AGAINST NATURAL GRAVITY is somehow not a feat...
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Khan has no way to even get a shot off before he gets either torn apart or his weapon gets shredded.

Not the case against the clones with Obi.

It takes Yoda too long and leaves him wide open to an attack.

Khan blasts him. I mean clones were capable of firing blasts at Yoda so why can't a much greater skilled opponent do so. laughing out loud

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In the quote you posted of mine its exactly what I described. It takes Yoda five seconds or so to spin and launch. HahahahahahahahahA.

I'd love to see him do so as Khan simply blasts him while he mediates.

Thanks for the assist.

You said Yoda "never used them in an offensive way". You're clearly wrong. But since you're not man enough to just admit it now that visual proof has been given, you'll dance and try to flip it to something else, just like you did above. You're an easy puppet smile

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stopping it was defense. throwing it back was offense.

i dont get it. with so little brain activity, how are you able to maintain basic bodily functions and remain conscious? by all medical accounts you should be a diaper-wearing tube-fed vegitable.

Which supports my take. I said he launched it back as a counter. He never does so on his own in an offensive manner only.

Also takes way too long and leaves him wide open.

laughing out loud

5 seconds or so. Pathetic.

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Which supports my take. I said he launched it back as a counter. He never does so on his own in an offensive manner only.

Also takes way too long and leaves him wide open.

5 seconds or so. Pathetic.

wow, you really are as dumb as a bag of dog shit.

Jun 13th, 2013 03:33 PM

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Not the case against the clones with Obi.

What the fu.... This isn't even REMOTELY related to what is being discussed.... You have the attention span of a pea.

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It takes Yoda too long and leaves him wide open to an attack.

It takes him an instant to stop the thing in mid motion, against gravity I might add. It takes a moment to spin it up and chuck it back against said gravity, to which it pulverises several other pods and forces Sidious to move and alter tactics.

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Khan blasts him. I mean clones were capable of firing blasts at Yoda so why can't a much greater skilled opponent do so.

Because there are numerous clones, and only one Khan. Most clones that challenged Yoda never got a shot off.

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In the quote you posted of mine its exactly what I described. It takes Yoda five seconds or so to spin and launch. HahahahahahahahahA.

Ok, so, now it becomes, Yoda didn't stop several tonnes of metal in mid-motion?

You are functionally retarded.

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I'd love to see him do so as Khan simply blasts him while he mediates.

Khan won't be blasting anything as soon as Yoda force grips him, which is instantaneous.

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It was him defending himself and then responding in kind. He didn't just start chucking any pods Palps way. If Khan sends a pod his way he responds in kind if not Yoda tries to close the distance.

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You said Yoda "never used them in an offensive way". You're clearly wrong. But since you're not man enough to just admit it now that visual proof has been given, you'll dance and try to flip it to something else, just like you did above. You're an easy puppet

I correctly described the scene. What's funny is your clip leaves him wide open in a meditative state for five seconds. Great tactic. Lol.

Read my posts, kiddo. Clip proves me right as rain.

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quanchi the broken google-chimp is upset.

yell up the basement stairs and ask mommy to make you some hotpockets.

You seem upset. Everything ok ?

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wow, you really are as dumb as a bag of dog shit.

Film proves me right twofold. Five seconds and an easy target. Great move, kiddo.

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I correctly described the scene. What's funny is your clip leaves him wide open in a meditative state for five seconds. Great tactic. Lol.

Read my posts, kiddo. Clip proves me right as rain.

Opening up with "never used them in an offensive way" is not correctly describing the scene. But continue doing clown flips; cos it's all you have.

You lost already, but you will be you; so enjoy swallowing your own @sshole in here smile

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Ok, so, now it becomes, Yoda didn't stop several tonnes of metal in mid-motion?

You are functionally retarded.

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Khan won't be blasting anything as soon as Yoda force grips him, which is instantaneous.

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He did stop it. I always said he did. He also stays still and takes seconds to spin and launch. Wide open for Khan. Bye bye Yoda.

Yoda didn't force defeat Palpatine who is much weaker than Khan is. Khan wins.

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Opening up with "never used them in an offensive way" is not correctly describing the scene. But continue doing clown flips; cos it's all you have.

You lost already but you will be you; so enjoy swallowing your own @sshole in here

He countered and responds after stopping by sending it back. I said so immediately. You just look silly.

Yoda can sit there and spin it while Khan destroys his body.

laughing out loud

Posting clips which prove and reaffirm my case. Awesome.

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