Darkstorm Zero
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by quanchi112
It says Link has to run up to.
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Begging the question.
Why would Link need to run up and disarm someone when he has about 1,000 different ways to accomplish the same result?
Ya know, your still throwing around loaded questions like this, and you do it in every debate, from Khan to Kahn to Edgington, in the 2 years I've known you, you've not changed one bit. Example, "Link isn't strong because of boots!" This is total bullshit. The boots provide a counterweight to be sure, but Link is the actual pendulum, and it is in fact his strength that enables him to actually LIFT that Goron and throw him. Hell, it would take Link epic strength to move around in those boots as it is.
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Sep 3rd, 2013 03:36 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
Begging the question.
Why would Link need to run up and disarm someone when he has about 1,000 different ways to accomplish the same result?
Ya know, your still throwing around loaded questions like this, and you do it in every debate, from Khan to Kahn to Edgington, in the 2 years I've known you, you've not changed one bit. Example, "Link isn't strong because of boots!" This is total bullshit. The boots provide a counterweight to be sure, but Link is the actual pendulum, and it is in fact his strength that enables him to actually LIFT that Goron and throw him. Hell, it would take Link epic strength to move around in those boots as it is.
We've been trying to drill this into his head forever. He'll twist anything to try and lowball.
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Sep 3rd, 2013 04:07 PM
Darkstorm Zero
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ScreamPaste
We've been trying to drill this into his head forever. He'll twist anything to try and lowball.
Yes, another pattern he has always had is to use single instances to downplay anything he debates against, even if it is a total outlier.
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Sep 3rd, 2013 07:12 PM
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Several above and everything under 'More' in that definition snip don't mention leg movement..
quote: (post ) Originally posted by quanchi112
He isn't strong enough to stop them without the heaviness the boots provide.
AKA Link is strong enough to lift up a Goron. Its easier if you just say that.
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Sep 3rd, 2013 07:18 PM
Darkstorm Zero
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by BloodRain
Several above and everything under 'More' in that definition snip don't mention leg movement..
AKA Link is strong enough to lift up a Goron. Its easier if you just say that.
No, because, you see, Quan is an astrophysicist, earning his doctorates online.
See, the boots actually do all the heavy work for Link, they somehow provide more than a counterbalancing weight simply from being on his feet and anchoring him down, it also magically does the job of the magical gauntlets in OOT too, because Quan says so...
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
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Sep 3rd, 2013 07:33 PM
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So even I could lift that Goron if wearing those fancy boots? Golly, mister, that sounds super keen.
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Sep 3rd, 2013 07:45 PM
Darkstorm Zero
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by BloodRain
So even I could lift that Goron if wearing those fancy boots? Golly, mister, that sounds super keen.
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Sep 3rd, 2013 07:58 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ScreamPaste
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Sep 3rd, 2013 08:01 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
Begging the question.
Why would Link need to run up and disarm someone when he has about 1,000 different ways to accomplish the same result?
Ya know, your still throwing around loaded questions like this, and you do it in every debate, from Khan to Kahn to Edgington, in the 2 years I've known you, you've not changed one bit. Example, "Link isn't strong because of boots!" This is total bullshit. The boots provide a counterweight to be sure, but Link is the actual pendulum, and it is in fact his strength that enables him to actually LIFT that Goron and throw him. Hell, it would take Link epic strength to move around in those boots as it is.
You started out by saying I was not clear to now complain about the thread itself after I proved you wrong.
Just stick to the thread topic.
How long does it take Link iyo to run the same distance and disarm Jason Stackhouse ?
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Sep 4th, 2013 04:14 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by BloodRain
Several above and everything under 'More' in that definition snip don't mention leg movement..
AKA Link is strong enough to lift up a Goron. Its easier if you just say that.
He is not heavy enough to stop their momentum or stand his ground. He needs to cheat in order to do so. Canon fact.
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Sep 4th, 2013 04:15 AM
Darkstorm Zero
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by quanchi112
You started out by saying I was not clear to now complain about the thread itself after I proved you wrong.
Just stick to the thread topic.
How long does it take Link iyo to run the same distance and disarm Jason Stackhouse ?
You failed to rebut my point.
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Sep 4th, 2013 04:16 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by BloodRain
So even I could lift that Goron if wearing those fancy boots? Golly, mister, that sounds super keen.
No, but someone with superhuman strength could. You can't rip out a spine like Russell can you ? Is he a regular human being ?
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Sep 4th, 2013 04:16 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by quanchi112
He is not heavy enough to stop their momentum or stand his ground. He needs to cheat in order to do so. Canon fact.
But he is strong enough to lift said Goron over his head and throw that MFer a few dozen meters, anchors don't alter how much weight you can snach-lift Quan. Canon Fact, Link can lift and toss several tonnes of rock, more than a match for anything Russell has ever done pure strength wise.
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Sep 4th, 2013 04:19 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
But he is strong enough to lift said Goron over his head and throw that MFer a few dozen meters, anchors don't alter how much weight you can snach-lift Quan. Canon Fact, Link can lift and toss several tonnes of rock, more than a match for anything Russell has ever done pure strength wise.
Link is strong enough to toss their dead weight but he needs the heaviness of the boots to stop their momentum aka cheating.
Russell rips bodies apart and Bo also defeated Gorons with the boots. Geared aided feat. Russell doesn't need gear for his impressive feats which Bo also replicated.
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Sep 4th, 2013 04:22 AM
Darkstorm Zero
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by quanchi112
Link is strong enough to toss their dead weight but he needs the heaviness of the boots to stop their momentum aka cheating.
The boots are the anchor, but links body is the pendulum, the fact that he stays upright during the impact and not get his spine and legs shattered by the Goron's impact should explain it to you a thousand fold. Apparently this escapes you.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by quanchi112
Russell rips bodies apart and Bo also defeated Gorons with the boots. Geared aided feat. Russell doesn't need gear for his impressive feats which Bo also replicated.
So, ripping apart sacks of meat is more impressive than throwing several tonnes of stone? Are you taking your medication properly? Your horrid logic is showing.
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Sep 4th, 2013 04:31 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
The boots are the anchor, but links body is the pendulum, the fact that he stays upright during the impact and not get his spine and legs shattered by the Goron's impact should explain it to you a thousand fold. Apparently this escapes you.
So, ripping apart sacks of meat is more impressive than throwing several tonnes of stone? Are you taking your medication properly? Your horrid logic is showing.
Not how it works in Zelda since cannons fire you off into the sky as some ride. Boots are too heavy and stop their momentum and Link tosses the dead weight. Bo also beat them due to the boots. Both needed the boots. Undeniable.
Prove it is several tons. Link does not rip apart bodies ever even with the Master Sword.
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Sep 4th, 2013 04:33 AM
Darkstorm Zero
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by quanchi112
Not how it works in Zelda since cannons fire you off into the sky as some ride. Boots are too heavy and stop their momentum and Link tosses the dead weight. Bo also beat them due to the boots. Both needed the boots. Undeniable.
SO. F**KING. WHAT?
This line does not prove that Link's strength is in question, only his weight and leverage. What is it about this that you don't understand?
quote: (post ) Originally posted by quanchi112
Prove it is several tons. Link does not rip apart bodies ever even with the Master Sword.
SO. F**KING. WHAT?
So, link does not rip apart bodies, that does not mean his own strength feats are not several orders of magnitude stronger than Russell's.
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Sep 4th, 2013 04:24 PM
BloodRain
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by quanchi112
He is not heavy enough to stop their momentum or stand his ground. He needs to cheat in order to do so. Canon fact.
Have you or have you not stated/admitted/confirmed that Link does have the strength to lift up a Goron? Not stopping its roll, not anything else.. just the raw lift.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by quanchi112
No, but someone with superhuman strength could. You can't rip out a spine like Russell can you ? Is he a regular human being ?
That was a joke broski :T
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