__________________ "Happiness is a lie. Life is horror. The light is always dying all across the universe. The last star will flicker out someday, when it does, all that remains is shadow. And I will be its king!"'-Amahl Farouk
[SPOILER - highlight to read]:
-We are finally seeing SoK how SoK was meant to be seen -- f*cking up the Angel of Death, killing Satan, etc. Now he's going after Jesse again.
-Jesse vs. Jody was well done... Even though I'm not quite sure how Jesse can overpower/beat a dude who can one arm lift a goddamn truck, but that's neither here nor there.
-Jesse is finally free of Gran'ma.
-Herr Starr has mobilized his army against Jesse.
-Imo, the Cassidy/Eccarius plot was just terrible, and I'm glad it's over.
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"I am tired of Earth. These people.
I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives."
__________________ "Happiness is a lie. Life is horror. The light is always dying all across the universe. The last star will flicker out someday, when it does, all that remains is shadow. And I will be its king!"'-Amahl Farouk
Episode 1 – Angelville
We meet Jesse’s mom and Gran’ma in the past. Gran’ma apparently killed Jesse’s mother. Back in the present Gran’ma is able to resurrect Tulip from her childhood Purgatory with some of her favorite things and some items procured by Jesse and Jody. But before she returns to the land of the living God speaks to her.
Episode 2 – Sonsabitches
Herr Starr, in India, mercilessly slaughters some Haire Krishnas in the name of Humperdoo and Jesse fails to get his soul back from Herr Starr. Jesse therefore is still left without Genesis, his superpower. And apparently young Jesse used to help get business and souls for his Voodoo Gran’ma, who apparently thrives on human souls.
Episode 3 – Gonna Hurt
Tulip meets God and wants to kick his ass. Jesse has to reopen the Tombs for fighting because they discovered that Cassidy is a vampire.
Episode 4 – The Tombs
We meet jolly ‘ol Satan in hell who whips the Saint of killers and insists that he search out and bring back Eugene and Hitler.
Episode 5 – The Coffin
Jesse has to escape from his watery coffin predicament and Humperdoo shows off his tap dancing skills.
Episode 6 – Les Enfants du Sang
Cassidy, having escaped the Tombs and Angelville, makes friends with and gets entangled with an Interview with the Vampire cliché who possesses greater power than Cassidy. We meet Herr Starr’s superior, the extremely obese Allfather, who desires a nuclear apocalypse to usher in the messiah.
Episode 7 – Hitler
Hitler’s schemes (which are only in their infancy at this point because he is basically working at Subway) are foiled again and he is taken by the Saint. Tulip and friends plan to go undercover as Grail members to rob a soul bank in Japan in the deal made between Gran’ma and Herr Starr. And there are some failed attempts by the Grail to capture Cassidy alive.
Episode 8 – The Tom/Brady
Jesse fails to kill the Allfather and Gensis is incompatible with Humperdoo, haha (until you get the right combination, of couse). The details of the Japanese soul bank heist are revealed.
Episode 9 – Schwarzkopf
Jesse blows up the Allfather with the power of Genesis, spreading the Allfather’s guts all over the room and the vile containing Jesse’s soul falls out of the Allfather’s detached rectum. Jesse and Herr Starr have a bloody, slippery scrambling on the floor trying to retrieve his soul. Jesse ultimately prevails and releases all of the Humperdoo clones out into the world.
Episode 10 – The Light Above
Tulip is saved by God in a great Nazi battle after the bus to Hell crashes, but she still basically tells God to fu#k off. The Saint of Killers shoots Satan in the head and takes Eugene out of hell, leaving Hitler on the throne of Hell. Jesse gets his sweet revenge on Gran’ma. The Grail captures Cassidy just after he delivers himself from the wicked clutches of Les Enfants du Sang. Cassidy is taken to the Grail’s desert headquarters atop a large plateau. Herr Starr states he wants revenge on Jesse.
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