I've seen this same shit more times than I care to count. Some overzealous anti-boy that likely thinks composite Mario is Street-level wastes their energy to produce a wall of text that starts with, and can be summed up to, "Nintendo's powerful, and I hate their fans for recognizing it! " It's increasingly hilarious to see how ironically few words it takes to shut down whatever argument they have. (Kinda like you just did.)
To add to your question, two drinks says he thinks chickens can actually kill Link.
That may be, but that was also well before they had refined, defined, or established concepts. Hell, the Hylian Shield, for example, used to be a marketable good. Now, it's a divine artifact.
Sorry, that isn't actually a rule that everyone follows. If anything Hyrule Historia should take precedence as most of it is direct statements from the creators. Further, the Sage's Sword has shown itself capable of dealing a glowing wound that is unable to be healed, which is far from normal.
The Light Spirits are not featless. Upon having their power returned, they are fully capable of separating the Twilight dimension from Hyrule, and wipe out every Shadow Beast and twili creature in the area they control. Beyond that, Lanayru nearly killed Midna with its mere presence, requiring intervention from the Triforce of Wisdom to heal. Ganondorf tanks that multiplied by four.
Zelda characters have plenty of feats if you're willing to look. For instance, the Master Sword cuts through the metal of Darknut armor routinely, including the chainmail they wear underneath. Plus, there is a bit in Wind Waker where the Master Sword cuts a castle sized barrier to pieces. (As for stone, Ganon knocking it out of Link's hand was sufficient to embed it in the remains of Hyrule Castle.) Now, the dead man's volley is a common thing that many swords have done, though I don't recall any nonmagical weapons doing it. Don't underestimate the bottles, either. And before I forget, the Skyward Strike isn't a blade of air. It's outright stated to be divine power.
Minor correction: The Silver Arrows have been stated to be able to kill Ganon. The Light Arrows have not. While ordinary weapons CAN harm Ganondorf on occasion (notably the Biggoron Sword and Megaton Hammer on a weak point) the Master Sword was required to actually finish him off, or he would get back up.
Ganondorf's best durability feat is tanking the attack that Midna used to destroy Hyrule Castle. Valoo, meanwhile, actually says that it takes much more than "wrath and fire" to harm Ganondorf. Valoo himself knows he couldn't have beaten Ganondorf there.
Also, I'd say Ganondorf's best strength feat is being stronger than a Golden Gauntlets or Power Bracelets empowered Link. Not to mention he can shatter stone with his face.
Agahnim warped Link to the Dark World and Ganondorf traveled from the Twilight Realm to the world of light while the only known portal was destroyed.
False. The Morpheel room is much larger than the throne room, and Midna appears in all areas to give Link advice. Unless you think Zant can make people drown with his mind, it's unlikely to have been a mere illusion.
He states that the Twili's hate awakened him, and that he grew strong again. That does not mean the power isn't his, and everything Zant did was with Ganondorf's power because he specificaly had none of his own.
I really hope "all your feats are illusions" doesn't become a thing. Anyway, are you sure those are the same walls? The decoration on them was a rather common thing in Ganon's Tower. Plus, they aren't there once the castle is fully down.
On teleportation, Zant regularly teleports long distance, and Ganondorf teleported Zelda after he trapped her in a crystal. He moved pretty fast when he punch Link in Wind Waker, I guess.
Where is it said what his wish was? As I recall, all Link to the Past had to say on the matter was that Ganon's laughter could be heard coming from the Sacred Realm, which had turned dark. Yes, the Triforce of Power is the source of most of Ganondorf's power. Good thing he always has it.
Ganondorf revived himself with the Triforce of Power in Twilight Princess; it's clearly an ability he has access to all the time, which is why he is sealed so often.
Adventure of Link isn't the last game on the timeline. There are three of them now, you know. It is the last in the Failure Timeline, but in that one we don't know how he was defeated after he won in Ocarina of Time. Though in the first game Link requires both the Triforce of Wisdom and the Silver Arrows, so actually Ganondorf has never in Zelda lore been killed without an Evil's Bane weapon.
The greatest feat about Gannondorf imo is how TP Gannondorf got the ToP, because he never acquired it in that timeline. It just appeared on him once he was executed. However at about that same time in the OoT and WW timeline Gannondorf acquired the ToP in the Temple of Time. Which means once he got it in one timeline he got it on all three timelines. Another important fact is that I never think he got the FULL Triforce. I think he tried but it separated and he only got the Triforce of Power. But there are still games I haven't played.