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queeq
Chaos
Registered: Oct 2000
Location: JP's bed
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CORUSCANT'S CRUNCHY CHAOS CLUB - NOW OPEN!!
Well, what a ruthless ending by Dim of my beautiful underwater Tavern. It's flooded and a young Sando Aquamonster has now made it's nest in it. All thanks to Dim. And I was about to nickname her Dim the Merciful...
Anyway, I had enough of the rural environment with all the cattle trouble these days. Time to live the fast life on Coruscant.
Bigger bar, bigger offices. I have offices for myself (the biggest one of course with the Wall of Shame), then next to me is Gundy's with a direct link to the kitchen, Finti's office with opens to the bar and Ush's office looks out over the bar. Another office ist still under construction, it leads to the stage, this is hopefully to be Edna's if she accepts the job of Head of Entertainment. She did an excellent job at 1000 posts.
New aim of this one: 2000 posts. So all suck up to Dim the Merciful please.
Enjoy and may the queeq be with you. 
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Apr 3rd, 2001 12:36 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
Registered: Oct 2000
Location: JP's bed
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Oh, I forgot. An emergency operation allowed us to bring the precious skeleton closet along. My feet got wet but at least the closet's intact. It's situated in an superbly secret spot this time. AND!!!!! I made it soundproof.
As for the rest: nothing's off topic and the Plan is unfolding.
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Apr 3rd, 2001 12:52 PM |
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finti
Senior Member
Registered: Dec 2000
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Finti is pleased with his new office built by non EU carpenters. His office is full off Star Wars posters, and of course dairy posters and pictures of sane Norwegian cows.
Drinks are on the house and milkshakes from the cows on the pictures(amazing pictures  ).
Oh and the juke box is even better "THIS TIME AROUND"
Who played that song?
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Apr 3rd, 2001 01:34 PM |
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Ratcat
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Registered: Jul 2000
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At least the all the evidence was destroyed. And I don't think the center of the stange is a good place to hide that closet queeq.
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Apr 3rd, 2001 02:08 PM |
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mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Changing nappies
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I'd be honoured to frequent your establishment sir. And no I won't be telling any more lewd jokes! (They're never funny when you have to explain)
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Apr 3rd, 2001 02:14 PM |
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Ratcat
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Registered: Jul 2000
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And she never got it in the end....
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Apr 3rd, 2001 02:15 PM |
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mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Changing nappies
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I know!
I felt funny all day yesterday - it didn't come across as lewd did it? First impressions and all that....
"Oh oh, hear comes moggy! Take the scary man away please mommy".
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Apr 3rd, 2001 02:20 PM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Skywalker Ranch
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Poor moggy....don't feel too bad old boy, I've had my share of jokes fall flat here too.
Awesome set-up, queeq darling....oh, thanks for the hot tub and heated towel rack in my super deluxe office...what a sweet evil master you are ! And I'm glad you saved the skeleton closet, thats certainly the most important item.
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Apr 3rd, 2001 03:09 PM |
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Edna Witch
Magic
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: The Gingerbread cottage!
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Hey did somebody remember toget Derek out before Dim blew the place to smithereens?
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"This Party's Over" -Mace Windu, epII
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Apr 3rd, 2001 04:08 PM |
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Ratcat
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Registered: Jul 2000
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Re: ...
I wanna know why I don't get an office. Just call be Norm, and I'll sit down here at the end of the bar.
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Apr 3rd, 2001 04:20 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
Registered: Oct 2000
Location: JP's bed
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Re: ...
You don't get an office since you're not staff. You just sit here, drink and NOT pay your tabs. And I did take everything from the bar, all the evidence is in a safe lace. My lawyers will be contacting you.
Happy you like it, bigger, better, more dynamic. Soon the plastci dancing tubes will be installed so the ladies can entertain us.
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Apr 3rd, 2001 04:30 PM |
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Edna Witch
Magic
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: The Gingerbread cottage!
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Ladies? Since there are only three ladies who frequent this bar, I hope you are not suggesting that we provide this entertainment!
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Apr 3rd, 2001 04:33 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
Registered: Oct 2000
Location: JP's bed
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Re: ...
Errrrrr..... perhaps I should leave the entertainment over to you.
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Apr 3rd, 2001 04:35 PM |
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Edna Witch
Magic
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: The Gingerbread cottage!
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That may be wise! Anyway gotta fly! Important things to do today!
(please log in to view the image)
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Apr 3rd, 2001 04:39 PM |
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Ratcat
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Registered: Jul 2000
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Re: ...
Um, not sure I like the idea of that entertainment.
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Apr 3rd, 2001 04:41 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
Registered: Oct 2000
Location: JP's bed
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Re: ...
Nice nose.
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Apr 3rd, 2001 04:41 PM |
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Edna Witch
Magic
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: The Gingerbread cottage!
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I heard that!
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Apr 3rd, 2001 04:42 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
Registered: Oct 2000
Location: JP's bed
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Re: ...
At least I GIVE you compliments.
And RC, you're not turning into a bore now, do you?
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Apr 3rd, 2001 04:44 PM |
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Ratcat
Senior Member
Registered: Jul 2000
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Re: ...
No, just not sure I want to see Dim or Gundy stuffed in a tube for your titilation...
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Apr 3rd, 2001 04:48 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
Registered: Oct 2000
Location: JP's bed
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Re: ...
Mine? All I do is for my guests. I HAVE my personal entertainment.
And they're not stuffed. They are air holes.
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