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Ratcat
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I'm not drinking anymore, it just gets me into trouble.
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Apr 3rd, 2001 07:48 PM |
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finti
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Forgett about sex on the beach then
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Apr 3rd, 2001 07:50 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
Registered: Oct 2000
Location: JP's bed
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I know. 
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Apr 3rd, 2001 07:50 PM |
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Ratcat
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Registered: Jul 2000
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Or the Long, Slow Screw beneath the Sheets!
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Apr 3rd, 2001 07:51 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
Registered: Oct 2000
Location: JP's bed
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Okay, we heard enough about Disney.
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Apr 3rd, 2001 07:58 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UKCo-Admin
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(Ushgarak is busy moving stuff into his office. it's a long job. He's on the phone to his agent)
"Yeah, well, it's not quite as romantic as under the sea but it has a nice, urban, gritty feel about it... something people can empathise with... we'll leave them on tenderhooks with the Edna thing for a while, I think... ok... chow."
Sorry I'm late, guys. The Gungans were giving me hell over an exploded tavern in their swamp... never mind.
Hey, queeq- I TRIED to let you have the last popst. Not even an apology from the Council for ignoring my wishes... typical.
Right, to business. (Starts handing around statues of the Emperor). These statues are selling well. Everyone is buying them here.
Everyone had BETTER buy them...
Back later. I hoped everyone wished Edna luck...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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Apr 3rd, 2001 10:19 PM |
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Ratcat
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Registered: Jul 2000
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QUEEQ!!! Hmmmmm, just shows how little you know...
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Apr 3rd, 2001 11:30 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UKCo-Admin
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Right, now, I have this technically unoffivcal job of Political Commissar for the Empire... each place of business must have such a representative as me if they are to trade on Imperial Centre... but just try to think of me as your friend, yeah?
p.s. Don't tell them I'm a Jedi. A person has to move with the times...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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Apr 3rd, 2001 11:53 PM |
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Ratcat
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Registered: Jul 2000
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Hmmmm, should we believe him or is he really an imperial double agent?
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Apr 3rd, 2001 11:57 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UKCo-Admin
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HAHAHAHA! What a funny man Ratcat is!
(Takes notes)
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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Apr 4th, 2001 12:02 AM |
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Ratcat
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Registered: Jul 2000
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I know, I know. You don't need top remind me.
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Apr 4th, 2001 12:07 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UKCo-Admin
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(Writing- 'Ratcat is a subversive joker... watch him...')
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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Apr 4th, 2001 12:20 AM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Skywalker Ranch
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(Gundark is busy scribbling notes for her master...)Hmmmm..must remember to put wiretap on Ush's comlink..
Ah, statue of the emporer..nice touch. I have some barbie clothes he'll look FABULOUS in !!!
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Apr 4th, 2001 12:38 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UKCo-Admin
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Arrghh! Do you want this place shut down! Their eyes and ears are everywhere...
(Phone call)
"Ah... really? Right."
(Phone down)
Apparently, I am their eyes and ears for now... well, be careful, anyway.
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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Apr 4th, 2001 12:51 AM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Skywalker Ranch
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queeq, you must talk to Ush about all these long-distance charges on the bar phone bill....
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Apr 4th, 2001 01:02 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UKCo-Admin
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It's alright, it was on my Imperial-approved mobile communicator.
Oh, don't tell them that I used to work for the Gungans, either... they sem a tad xenophobic...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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Apr 4th, 2001 01:05 AM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Skywalker Ranch
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Why would I tell THEM anything ? (Innocent look)
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Apr 4th, 2001 01:07 AM |
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Ushgarak
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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UKCo-Admin
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You don't need a reason. Talking is its own reward...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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Apr 4th, 2001 01:09 AM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Skywalker Ranch
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I think I need a drink now....
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Apr 4th, 2001 01:11 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UKCo-Admin
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Imperial drinks it is! Where is Finti?
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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