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riv6672
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A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar. No joke.


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As with many funerals, it was a cloudy, rainy day. The deceased was a little old lady who had devoted her entire married life to nagging her poor husband. When the graveside service was almost over, there was a tremendous burst of thunder accompanied by a distant bolt or lightning and more rumbling thunder. The old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, "Well, she's there."


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riv6672
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Haha!


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What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."


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The bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”

A time traveler walks into a bar.


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It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.


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Q: What does it mean when you're on your hands & knees & cum's dripping out of your ass & mouth?


A: The floor's level.

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A devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the cow's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the cow. "Your name is written inside the cover."


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The rancher went out and counted his cattle, which totalled 196. After he rounded the herd, he got 200.


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Q: What does it mean when you see someone on the floor, hands & knees & cum's dripping out of their ass & mouth?


A: Another day in JR's life

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Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I dont know, and i dont care.


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My friend was almost crushed by a bunch of books the other day.
He had only his shelf to blame.


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Boy: I'll pay you 10 bucks to climb up the flagpole.
Girl: ok.(climbs the flagpole)
Girl: Mommy Mommy a boy paid me 10 bucks to climb the flagpole. Mom: He just wanted to see your underwear!
...Next Day...
(Same boy): I'll pay you 20 BUCKS to climb the flagpole!
Girl: OK thanks! (climbs the flagpole)
Girl: Mommy Mommy today the boy paid me 20 BUCKS for climbing the flagpole, but today I tricked him this time I wasn't wearing underwear.
Mom:...


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A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother’s, and asked her why.
She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."
The boy pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger "units" than his dad.
His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play.
Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly told his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."


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riv6672
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^^^ha!


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NASA was experimenting with sending cows to the moon but they only made it into orbit... it was the Herd shot round the world.


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Clever! big grin


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What did Jay Z call his wife before they were married?

fiancée!


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You can tune a piano, but you cant tuna fish!

Can cardboard box? No, but a tin can!


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If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she'd be Ella Vader...stick out tongue


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