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Genesis-Soldier
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how do you make a dead baby float?

root beer and two scoops of dead baby

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So, I got into an argument with my girlfriend.

"You're such an *******!"

"Why am I an *******?"

"Because you're full of shit!"


THANK YOU, I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK!


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not sure if relating actual life experience into the thread or making a simple rhetoric joke based on spiting a girlfriend


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Haha, jokes on you, I don't have a girlfriend. (Even though I know that ***** likes me!)


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hm well that clarified things


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How are babies and the elderly similar?

Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.


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whats blue, veiny and flys around the room going WHOOOOSH?

a dead baby with a punctured lung


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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a McLaren MP4 -12C ?

i don't have an exotic sports car in my garage


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why did the dead baby cross the road?

because it was stapled to a chicken


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That's not a bat. This...is a bat.

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Originally posted by Jmanghan
So, I got into an argument with my girlfriend.

"You're such an *******!"

"Why am I an *******?"

"Because you're full of shit!"


THANK YOU, I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK!


Hahahahahahahaha


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smile


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I like the cut of your jib!


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Jmanghan
So, I got into an argument with my girlfriend.

"You're such an *******!"

"Why am I an *******?"

"Because you're full of shit!"


THANK YOU, I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK!


laughing

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That's not a bat. This...is a bat.

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Haha, visual pun!

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whats the diffrence between a pimple and a priest?

a Pimple waits until you become a teenager to "come" on your face


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what do you call a deer with 1 eye?

no idea


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what do you call a 1 eyed deer with no legs?

still no eye deer


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