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There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.
The little girl says "Mommy what are they doing?"
The mother hesitates then quickly replies "Ummm... they are making cakes. now come on, we'll go to the Zoo"
At the Zoo, the little girl sees two monkeys having sex.
Again she asks her mother "What are they doing?"
And her mother replies with the same response, "They are making cakes. Thats it we're going home"
The next day the girl says to her mother "Mommy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the living room last night, weren't you?"
Shocked, the Mother says, "What? How do you know?"
She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
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^^^
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Still funny as hell though! 
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^^^Bwahahahahahaa!
A surgeon retires from his long career as a specialist in circumcision. Throughout his career he has saved hundreds of foreskins as mementos and now wishes to turn them into a souvenir. He takes his specimens to a leather smith and asks him to make something out of them. A week later the surgeon returns and the leather smith presents him with a wallet. "All those foreskins and you only made me a wallet?" exclaims the surgeon. The leather smith replies, "Yes, but if you stroke it, it becomes a briefcase."
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An old fella was celebrating 92 years on this earth.
He spoke to his toes. “Hello toes!” he said. “How are you? You know, you are 92 today. Oh the times we’ve had! Remember we walked on the park in the summer every Sunday afternoon. The times we waltzed on the dance Floor? Happy Birthday toes!”
“Hello, knees,” he continued. “How are you? You know you’re 92 today. Oh, the times we’ve had! Remember when we marched in the parade? Oh, the hurdles we’ve jumped together. Happy Birthday, knees.”
Then, he looked down at his crotch. “Hello Willie! You little bugger. Just think. If you were alive today, you’d be 92.
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What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Boobies.
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The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.
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