a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. after recieving his drink he looks around and sees a pirate at the end of the bar with a eye patch, peg leg and a hook.
the pirate sees the man looking at him and say's "if you want to know how i lost e'm come take a seat". the man decides to hear the pirates story.
"so hear it is lad", he shook his peg leg. "i lost this to a shark. i was swimming around with me shipmates and i felt a nudge against my leg, looking down i saw a fin and swam back to the boat... i ddn't make it in time".
the man nods, "the arm" he asks looking at his hook.
"well matey i lost that in a sword fight, a crew member disagreed with me and we fought".
"what about your eye?" the man says.
"bird shit" the pirate replied
"BIRD SHIT, how do you lose an eye to Bird shit" the man exclaimed
"first day with the hook son, first day with the hook" the pirate replied
a photon goes into a hotel and asks "can i have a room for the night" . the desk manager goes "sure just head to the elevator and the boy will show you to your room"
the photon goes into the elevator where the bus boy is waiting and Says "i am to show you to your room, do you have any lugague with you?"
a black man walks onto a bus he has been riding to work for the past 2 years and sees the white man at the front who has been riding the bus for a few short weeks and is always smelling his fingers. oneday the black man asks the white "i see you everyday sniffing your fingers, why is this"?
the white man relies "i am a newly married man going back to my tedious work and everyday before work i finger my wife to encourage me and motivate me through the day"
the Black man says "oh i see, i too am a newly married man"
the next day the two men get on the bus and the white man looks at the black man and asks "so?"
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the black man responds "i tried your wife technique" he says as he is sniffing his whole right arm from fingers to shoulder
"definitely motivating" the black man says
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