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queeq
Chaos
 Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
Some may find it a little gross maybe. So what shall I do? Tell it or not? (bet all the women are screaming YESSSSS now. Nosy critters.  )
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Apr 5th, 2001 08:39 PM |
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Ratcat
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
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Well if not, I'm intrigued...
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Apr 5th, 2001 09:03 PM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
 Gender: Female
Location: Skywalker Ranch |
I'll probably never drink milk again after this one. And don't go massacring finti's poor norwegian cows eithers....
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Apr 5th, 2001 09:35 PM |
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Ratcat
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Gender: Unspecified
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I hope it's not hot milk. Could you imagine the blisters. 
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Apr 5th, 2001 10:08 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
Right on the mark, RC. Congrats.
Well, here's what you do. First you turn the girl or woman of your choice upside down. Then you poor some hot milk in there and wait until it gets a skin on top. Presto: instant virgin, just add milk.
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Apr 6th, 2001 12:03 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
 Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
And THIS. I want THIS removed from reality as well. You're lucky that Edna isn't here...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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Apr 6th, 2001 12:26 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
This place is not part of reality, Ush. If you want out, just wake up.
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Apr 6th, 2001 11:58 AM |
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Ratcat
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Gender: Unspecified
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That is AWFUL.
I am crossing my legs in sympathy!!!
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Apr 6th, 2001 12:44 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
Besides, Ush, reality is not what it's cracked up to be. You better stick around.
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Apr 6th, 2001 01:46 PM |
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Ratcat
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
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Ush, it almost looks like you think Edna needs the hot milk treatment. That's not a very nice thing to imply.
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Apr 7th, 2001 01:14 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
WHAT!!!!!!
How dare you! That is slanderous!
Queeq, get that ring out. I want to wimp out another fight.
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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Apr 7th, 2001 03:35 AM |
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Ratcat
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
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LOL. Sorry Ush, I was as shocked as you....
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Apr 7th, 2001 03:35 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
Ring is ready! Let the fight begin.
Ladiiieeeeeeeeeees and gentlemen! In the left corner....
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Apr 7th, 2001 12:57 PM |
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Ratcat
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
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Well, this should be interesting. Tell me, why are we fighting exactly?
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Apr 7th, 2001 06:03 PM |
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Creativity
 Gender: Unspecified
Location: Southern California |
You called Edna...a you know what...yep..yer bad!
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Apr 7th, 2001 10:32 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
(Ushgarak is on the phone to his agent)
"It will be great for the ratings, of course... mind you, Edna doesn't know anything about it yet... soon have that sorted... now, it IS in my contract that I can't actually be hurt in any way, isn't it?"
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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Apr 8th, 2001 12:25 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
*DING* First round.
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Apr 8th, 2001 01:19 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
(Ushgarak struts around, looking great and manly)
(Low whisper) "Right, keep it to bodywork where I have the armour on, RC... and should we wait until Edna is here?"
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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Apr 8th, 2001 01:26 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
*gets microphone* And Ushgarak looks exceptionally fit tonight, his moves are smoother than anything. He tries his right, his left and oooooooooooh.... that's gotta hurt. But RatCat is still standing....
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Apr 8th, 2001 01:34 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
(On his phone)
"Apparently I've started... was that in the script...? Surely at least RATCAT had to be here..."
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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