AsbestosFlaygon
The Original One
Gender: Unspecified Location: Hall of Origin
My pee could shoot up and hit my face when I was a baby, according to my parents.
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"Farewell, Damos... Ash, Pikachu... And you. All of my beloved." -- Arceus
Mar 21st, 2015 04:40 AM
Kharhmah
...
Gender: Unspecified Location: asleep.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Jmanghan
My birthday was on the 13th. (Happy belated birthday, Kharmah! )
Ty. :3
And Happy belated birthday to you too.
Fun Fact: My nephew's birthday is the 13th. He is now three.
Also, I inadvertently got my nose pierced on the day he was born. So my nose piercing is also three.
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and now I die..
Mar 21st, 2015 11:22 AM
AsbestosFlaygon
The Original One
Gender: Unspecified Location: Hall of Origin
I just had sex with a prostitute.
I found out that I no longer get an erection with conventional sex.
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"Farewell, Damos... Ash, Pikachu... And you. All of my beloved." -- Arceus
Mar 21st, 2015 06:08 PM
AsbestosFlaygon
The Original One
Gender: Unspecified Location: Hall of Origin
I bought 2 G-Shocks for no reason other than I liked them.
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"Farewell, Damos... Ash, Pikachu... And you. All of my beloved." -- Arceus
Mar 23rd, 2015 04:35 PM
AsbestosFlaygon
The Original One
Gender: Unspecified Location: Hall of Origin
I'm an impulsive/compulsive buyer.
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"Farewell, Damos... Ash, Pikachu... And you. All of my beloved." -- Arceus
Mar 24th, 2015 04:10 AM
NewLanceWindu
Keeper of the Prophecy
Gender: Male Location: Nevada
I don't like paying for haircuts, so I would rather shave my head bald.
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Mar 24th, 2015 09:15 PM
Chance SL
Chance(TM)
Gender: Male Location: Cardiff, Wales
I died & came back.
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Mar 24th, 2015 10:06 PM
Time Immemorial
Restricted
Gender: Unspecified Location:
Account Restricted
quote: (post ) Originally posted by AsbestosFlaygon
I just had sex with a prostitute.
I found out that I no longer get an erection with conventional sex.
Why?
Mar 24th, 2015 10:31 PM
Impediment
Endless
Gender: Male Location: The Dreaming
Moderator
I have over 3,000 comic books.
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“Dreams shape the world."
Mar 25th, 2015 12:15 AM
AsbestosFlaygon
The Original One
Gender: Unspecified Location: Hall of Origin
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Why?
Probably various reasons.
1. The prostitute was butt-ugly
2. Excessive masturbation, leading to erectile dysfunction
3. I was thinking that I overpayed (I paid her ~$23 a night)
4. I had sex with her 2 consecutive times before, so the experience was less satisfying
5. I was feeling tired
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Last edited by AsbestosFlaygon on Mar 25th, 2015 at 06:09 PM
Mar 25th, 2015 06:05 PM
Quincy
Debaser
Gender: Male Location: Through The Looking Glass
Jesus christ
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Mar 25th, 2015 06:20 PM
Kharhmah
...
Gender: Unspecified Location: asleep.
I have a dimple that shows up on the left side of my face when I smile.
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and now I die..
Mar 25th, 2015 08:33 PM
AsbestosFlaygon
The Original One
Gender: Unspecified Location: Hall of Origin
I clean the house only on weekends.
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"Farewell, Damos... Ash, Pikachu... And you. All of my beloved." -- Arceus
Mar 27th, 2015 09:50 AM
That ACDC Chick
All That Noiz
Gender: Unspecified Location: Your mom's basement.
i really really hope my sister doesn't try going out tomorrow night or the night after just cause she has a day off
it would be nice to have a day or two to myself for once and not sit down in the living room around my mom
Mar 28th, 2015 02:12 AM
DimiDim
Junior Member
Gender: Location:
I want tatoo on my ass))
Mar 28th, 2015 06:52 PM
AsbestosFlaygon
The Original One
Gender: Unspecified Location: Hall of Origin
I don't have any tattoos.
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"Farewell, Damos... Ash, Pikachu... And you. All of my beloved." -- Arceus
Mar 31st, 2015 05:00 PM
Dramatic Gecko
Gypsy With Internet
Gender: Male Location: Darwin, Ground Zero
I'm friends with Hamish and Andy's boss.
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Lets start by summoning feats.
Mar 31st, 2015 05:01 PM
Dramatic Gecko
Gypsy With Internet
Gender: Male Location: Darwin, Ground Zero
quote: (post ) Originally posted by AsbestosFlaygon
2. Excessive masturbation, leading to erectile dysfunction
I did not know this. It isn't permanent is it? Because I've been chronically fappin for the last three months of no Job/studies/sex.
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Lets start by summoning feats.
Mar 31st, 2015 05:29 PM
AsbestosFlaygon
The Original One
Gender: Unspecified Location: Hall of Origin
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
I did not know this. It isn't permanent is it? Because I've been chronically fappin for the last three months of no Job/studies/sex.
I'm not really sure.
I fap daily. So there's no way for me to know if it's a permanent condition or not.
Hopefully not, since I think libido or sexual climax rises when you stop masturbating in a prolonged period of time (at least, that's what happens to me when I don't masturbate for a long time then have sex with someone.)
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"Farewell, Damos... Ash, Pikachu... And you. All of my beloved." -- Arceus
Mar 31st, 2015 05:51 PM
Wonder Man
Most Powerful Avenger
Gender: Male Location: United States
Lake Ontario, NY
I like to play baseball.
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Ion: Sub-Atomic Power
Mar 31st, 2015 06:07 PM
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