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JKBart
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Darth Vader vs. me

RotJ Darth Vader
- with his breath mask damaged,
- without legs,
- without lightsaber,
- after injection of 0.5 L of pure algohol,
- blinded,
- anheroic.

Me
- bloodlusted,
- armed with Glock.

i die i am so pathetic i cant even properly kill a disabled anheroic human wreckage

please kill me

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May 1st, 2016 02:44 PM

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You could probably take this if you manage to cap a few rounds into his head before he force chokes you.

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Zenwolf
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The Force makes the injuries rather pointless.

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Beniboybling
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an quality thread smile

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Vader's not gay or jewish... so I don't think you'd be able to do it tbh

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Vader's not gay or jewish... so I don't think you'd be able to do it tbh

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cs_zoltan
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Bart. He has a higher body count of dead children.

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Originally posted by cs_zoltan
Bart. He has a higher body count of dead children.

that's some solid logic ngl

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May 2nd, 2016 02:27 AM