You are a beautiful creature - don't let any other pretty ***** tell you otherwise. The manner of an exit you make today may lead others to assume you have a rash.
Pisces.
I daydream a lot & I have an affinity for water/the sea (even though I cant actually swim at all, and I have a severe fear of drowning/being on the water.)
There's other stuff as well I suppose, but I cba rn.
El Ropo is from a Woody Woodpecker cartoon i havent seen since i was 12 or so. No tobacco, just 90 million little filters!
Wierd what you remember innit?
Cancer: Today is like a Facebook quiz; shallow, annoying and deep down you know you’re really Cinderella, not Scar from the Lion King. Wait until tomorrow rolls around, and you can try out another personality.
I saw a very similar thing of the book the truth behind your crappy astrological sign.
It's very lame as the author brings up negative traits but I don't believe the author brings up the positive traits of a sign. It mostly seems like a case of just wanting to complain, also pissed off with the sign he or she has so attempting to make everyone believe all signs are crappy there is nothing special about any of the 12 signs.
__________________ "Never stop fighting till the fight is done."
Elliot Ness from the Terrific Action Crime Drama Mob Movie The Untouchables
It is tantalising to think that you may be the favourite person in your area. However, fame always leads to the embarrassing disclosure of old XXX tapes of you.
The odds on you surviving the day with your sanity intact are low.
You may be left to pick up the pieces of someone else's failures today.
You're basing this astrology on what... 9 planets or something? Ya know there's like 100 qadzoogletrillion stars and stuff out there, so chances are the accuracy on this might be a bit on the low side.