That is what the midol is for. B*tches need to be learning their place in this world.
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
the only time that he ever cries is after he's murdered a few thousand people on accident. Hell, even when he was weakened after taking a lethal dosage of a virus that was made specifically for killing viltrumites, he still didn't get sent to the kitchen.
I disagree with a few things though.
1. Saitama wouldn't get damaged at all. He took a blow to the moon before with any damage whatsoever. That blow is more powerful than any attack Superman did that wasn't the moon shot.
2. Saitama would always hold back on Superman. He doesn't kill heroes. Eventually Superman would get Koed, not killed.
Wrath slammed Superman on the ground and threw him into some mountains breaking his ribs. Superman is NOT tanking what Saitama tanked in his fight against Boros. Saitama would've laughed this attack off like it is nothing.
Saitama killed a Herald level character with the shockwave of his punch (that split the sky) and he was still holding back. In order to judge this fight, you HAVE to read both Superman and Saitama stories. If you have no idea of these two characters potential and you're basing your judgement off of Internet hype, then you probably should not vote on this battle.
My disagreement was referring to the video and not the actual forum fight. The forum stipulations here is Saitama uses a serious punch (and doesn't hold back).
If that's the case then Saitama kills Superman.
Here is my reasoning. He is a parody with sole intent by writer with the ability to kill anything physical with one punch. If Saitama can't one shot Superman then we are going against the writer's intent of his powers.
Also,
I read a rumor somewhere that Saitama's true power is equal to half of the big bang. This was inferred from the rumor that he will eventually face himself and together they will destroy the entire universe with a single punch. If this is true then Saitama indeed has the ability to kill anything physical with a single punch, including Superman. Again, this is all heresay on my behave. I have no proof this is what is planned to happen.
The writer intent is for him to kill everyone in a single hit...when he wants too. It's just the intention of the character...to be completely unstoppable. He has taken down characters in a single hit that is elite physically. Superman, Hulk, Thor, and Black Adam all gets killed in a single hit. You're also right about his punch being equal to the big bang. The writer said this.
Sea King will kill Aquaman. Also, Saitama punch that was landed on Sea King, his holding back punch, the shockwave's from it split the sky and stopped the rain in the entire city.