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Ratcat
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Hey Gundy, I'm a RAT, not a CAT. RATcat, not ratCAT!!!
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Feb 25th, 2001 04:12 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified Location: JP's bed |
Oh, RatCat? Isn't that a ratty cat? Like when you say you're a Thunderbird, you can't be a thunder. You're a bird with the characteristic of thunder. So you're a cat with the characteristics of a rat, but a cat nevertheless.
*GENERAL ANNOUNCEMENT*
Ladies and Gentlemen, the walls are quite solid but please do not play around with them. There are a couple of Sando Aquamonsters that nest here and I prefer to serve my guests dinner, not serve them AS dinner. Thank you and enjoy your stay.
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Feb 25th, 2001 04:20 AM |
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Ratcat
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location: |
No, it's nothing like that at all... queeq, please keep you delusions to yourself.
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Feb 25th, 2001 05:08 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
Rancor Burger? That must be a MIGHTY burger bun...
I'll have two.
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"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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Feb 25th, 2001 05:54 AM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
Gender: Female Location: Skywalker Ranch |
Coming right up. With a side order of Vader's Tater's, of course.
Finti, get that jukebox working, will you man ??
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Feb 25th, 2001 05:59 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
Perhaps if he throws Kevin into it? After all, this place may get an impromptu flooding if Kevin goes through the wall any more, and I'm damp enough already.
It's very authentic, this burger, isn't it? I didn't know I had to pick out the teeth. My compliments to the chef, anyhow.
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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Feb 25th, 2001 06:05 AM |
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Ratcat
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location: |
Can I just get a Gungan Cheese Burger.
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Feb 25th, 2001 03:18 PM |
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Dim
Creativity
Gender: Unspecified Location: Southern California |
*not listening, continues playing with the wall*
Can I have some Mynock fingers?...with Ketchup?...
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Feb 25th, 2001 04:14 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified Location: JP's bed |
*sits down at Dim's table*
Look, sweetheart, stop playing with the walls. You like a Goober Fish biting your butt?
*touches her hand*
Your wedding's going to be great.
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Feb 25th, 2001 08:37 PM |
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Dim
Creativity
Gender: Unspecified Location: Southern California |
But queeqer...RC's dead.
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Feb 26th, 2001 02:13 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
Huh?
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
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Feb 26th, 2001 04:03 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified Location: JP's bed |
He's just pretending. I have inflated him already. In a few days he's as good as new.
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Feb 26th, 2001 04:25 AM |
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Dim
Creativity
Gender: Unspecified Location: Southern California |
That was just his clothes..and I sent them to the cleaners...
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Feb 26th, 2001 04:35 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified Location: JP's bed |
No, that was just to put you off. He's fine but he's quarantained for a week or so. Looks like he got a bad case of BSE, but for midgets that only temporary.
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Feb 26th, 2001 04:58 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
This place IS mad, isn't it? I think I'll have another drink.
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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Feb 26th, 2001 05:33 AM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
Gender: Female Location: Skywalker Ranch |
(Gundark carries in a huge tray filled with steaming plates) Okay, I think I've got everybody's order here. Thanks for the compliment, Ush, you're alright, man.
BTW, Ush, if you want to know why RC is or was dead, go read "a tiny problem" and it will explain everything, including why I made him into frankenstein's monster.
Dimmy, if you want to visit RC in quarantine, you'll have to put on one of those big stuffy white plastic suits with a helmet.
Where's finti ? I could use a stiff Maultini.
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Feb 26th, 2001 05:44 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
is there an equivalent of a darts board in here? Not ACTUALLY a darts board, of course, becuase one bad throw and you've impaled a fish.
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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Feb 26th, 2001 05:52 AM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
Gender: Female Location: Skywalker Ranch |
Yeah, over next to the jukebox. Hope you're a good shot or you might lose that gungan deal.
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Feb 26th, 2001 06:01 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
I'll give it a go. I'll tell them I was practicing ancient Gungan fish hunting.
Besides! I'm notgoing to miss!
(Goes to play darts)
Incidentally, I stil need volunteers for the fish-slapping dance...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
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