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Ushgarak
Paladin
 Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
Mind you, at least it's safe down here.I'm getting distinctly worried that Jedi Mercenary wants to kill me...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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Feb 26th, 2001 06:38 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
It's alright! He's not trying to kill me after all! He was just having a bad day.
The fish slapping dance is... impossible to describe. You have to see the relevant Monty Python episode... it IS the other person you slap, but the whole thing is over in thirty seconds...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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Feb 27th, 2001 02:57 AM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
 Gender: Female
Location: Skywalker Ranch |
I can't believe I've never seen that one. But I'm a girl who'll try anything once !!!! 
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Feb 27th, 2001 05:45 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
Right. We need two small fish, one large fish, two safari outfits and some sort of bridge above a body of water.
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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Feb 27th, 2001 06:03 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
 Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
I brought the marlin, Ush. And the platform at the surface is almost ready. You bring the tow herrings and we can start the first instructional session. 
*takes the tape with dance music*
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Feb 27th, 2001 04:28 PM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
Gender: Female
Location: Skywalker Ranch |
Okay, here I am in my safari outfit....NO pictures, queeq.
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Feb 27th, 2001 07:58 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
*FLASH* *FLASH* *FLASH* *FLASH* *FLASH* *FLASH* *FLASH* *FLASH* *FLASH* *FLASH* *FLASH* *FLASH*
Copies anyone? $10 a piece. Sold at the bar.
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Feb 27th, 2001 08:15 PM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
Gender: Female
Location: Skywalker Ranch |
Well at least it was before I got slapped with a fish. 
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Feb 27th, 2001 08:30 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
Come on Gundy, let's do a test run.
*swings the marlin on his shoulder and enters the "TO SURFACE" tube.*
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Feb 27th, 2001 08:34 PM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
Gender: Female
Location: Skywalker Ranch |
And who's gonna watch the bar ?
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Feb 27th, 2001 08:57 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
The Drink'bot. He only works when finti's not around.
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Feb 27th, 2001 09:08 PM |
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finti
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
Location: |
*Finti kicks the drink`bot, hey I can handle these feeble individuals at the bar, what would it be to drink.
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Feb 27th, 2001 10:12 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
*queeq and Gundy return to the bar, Gundy's all soaked and queeq's laughing, the marlin on his shoulder*
Hey finti. What's up? And never mind the Drink'Bot. It doesn't really work, it just keeps people busy trying to get a drink out of it until you show up. Smart, eh? 
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Feb 27th, 2001 10:17 PM |
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finti
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
Location: |
Very clever queeq, very clever. RC have tried to order a drink for two days of that bot.
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Feb 28th, 2001 01:38 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
You know better than to trust a strange machine.
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Feb 28th, 2001 03:28 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
Alright,I'm here and... oh,you've already done it. Never mind, then.
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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Feb 28th, 2001 05:54 AM |
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Dim
Creativity
 Gender: Unspecified
Location: Southern California |
Drink 'bot always works for me...
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Feb 28th, 2001 11:53 AM |
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finti
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
Location: |
Well if you want a "mekanikk" to stare at you for an hour or so I guess it will work, if you want a drink Finti is the man. *Finti hands Dim a drink that will clear here nose for any snot and hair*
The drink is called a "Norse guide to the galaxy" you surly will see stars.
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Feb 28th, 2001 01:46 PM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
Gender: Female
Location: Skywalker Ranch |
(Gundark slips on her Joo Janta 2000's and puts arm around Ushgarak) Come on, Ush, I'll still dance with ya...hope you don't mind my boots squishing.
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Feb 28th, 2001 08:02 PM |
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